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Leo: *sitting at computer glumly* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, (gasps for air and starts talking really fast) twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight twenty nine thirty thirty one thirty tw-


Jason: One, five, two, three, forty seven, sixty.


Leo: Sixty one- wait! Hey!!! I lost my count! Now I have to restart!!! >:(


Piper: Hahaha! Why are you counting anyways?


Percy: Yeah! Oh, great, Leo! You can count! So can I!


Annabeth: I'm so proud of you, little Leo! I always knew that you could learn to count!


Leo: I CAN COUNT! That annoying Hope Frost girl of something made me count all the views on her book.


Annabeth: Couldn't you just see it? How can you count how many views you got? Doesn't it just say it... *leans toward computer* right there? *points*


Leo: ...


Percy: HAHAHA! I thought you were an expert on machines!


Hope: Leo! I told you to count how many times I repeate-


Leo: >:( I've been trying to count for over an hour now.


Hope: Aw, I'm sorry! I didn't know... I should have done it myself.


Leo: *brightens up* You on Team Leo?


Hope: YEAH!


Everyone: Wut.


Seth (Fablehaven by Brandon Mull): *materializes from air* What the heck, where are we?


Kendra: Uh, I have no idea. You might want to get Vasilis...


Leo: Who da Hades are you?


Warren: What. Where's Bracken?


Bracken: Here I am. But where are we?!


Everyone: *shrugs*


Annabeth: Hold on... OH MY GODS... BRACKEN. THE UNICORN. FROM. FABLEHAVEN!! *mutters under breath, unbelieving* Styx! I never thought I actually could meet you people!


Warren: *unsheathes sword* You know about Fablehaven?


Percy: *uncaps Riptide* You aren't touching Annabeth.


Seth: Dude, that's so cool! It was a pen, now it's a sword!

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