The Helping Hazel Learn Game

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Leo: So! Welcome to the.... *drumroll* Helping Hazel Learn Game!

Annabeth: *glares* What the heck is this?

Leo: *presses button*

Machine: *cheers*

Hazel: Um, what is this game?

Frank: If it's weird, I'll be sure to run outta here. And I'll take Hazel with me.

Jason: Please, stop inturrupting-

Marcia Overstrand: Oh, Septimus, everything you say now is: Marcellus says this, Marcellus says this!

Leo: There goes that Septimus name again.

Jenna: Marcia! Nicko's stuck in another Time!

Septimus: Physik is not like Magyk! It's-

Annabeth: I think something's wrong. I've read the series. They're saying different phrases from different books. It's so random.

Septimus: *flickers*

Annabeth: LEO! You planned this! It's a hologram!

Leo: Now, why isn't it working? *mutters*

Jason: Anyway, that is not the point. Today we're here for the game!

Percy: *walks out onto stage*

Jason: Percy here will be explaining the rules!

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain! You're in this too?

Percy: *nods and grins* So! Since-

Leo: *looks at watch* We're taking too much time. Pretty much we each take turns saying texting acronyms or words and Hazel will try guessing them!

Percy: ... okay. *pouts* I practiced my line for two weeks though!

Leo: Let's start!

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Jason's Acronym: BRB

Hazel's Guess: Be Right Back.

BRB = Be right back

Comments:

Leo: How did you know that? What?

Jason: Ditto.

Hazel: Have you read the last part of the story?

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Leo's Acronym: IDK

Hazel's Guess: Ignite Dead Kangaroos.

IDK = I don't know

Comments:

Leo: How in the world did you come up with that?

Percy: Uh...

Hazel: Well, you can actually set things on fire and you are really random, so...

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Frank's Word: LUV

Hazel's Guess: Leaping Umbrellas Ventilate.

LUV = Love

Comments:

Leo: What the-

Annabeth: Even I have to ask.

Hazel: I thought it was an acronym!

Frank: It says it was a word, honey.

Hazel: Oh.

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Percy's Word: ::poof::

Hazel's Guess: The Mist

::poof:: = I'm gone

Comments:

Annabeth: Even I didn't know that.

Leo: I have nothing to say.

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Annabeth's Word: *S

Hazel's Guess: Hey, is that the word or are you correcting something?

*S = Starbucks

Comments:

Hazel: Hey! That wasn't my answer! I was asking a question!

Leo: Not me. The machine did it.

Hazel: Well, you programmed it!

Leo: True dat.

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Piper's Acronym: FOMC

Hazel's Guess: Fly Over Moon Cows

FOMC = Fell off my chair

Comments:

Hazel: I said it because Percy told me to!

Percy: Uh- n- y- no I didn't...

Annabeth: Percy.

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Nico's Acronym: BSOD

Hazel's Guess: Bloody Sword of Death

BSOD = Blue Screen of Death

Comments:

Nico: Couldn't find anything to do with death.

Leo: Hey! That's the screen that pops up when something's wrong with your computer!

Hazel: I was quite close.

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Reyna's Acronym: CMIW

Hazel's Guess: Can't Make It Work

CMIW = Correct me if I'm wrong

Comments:

Annabeth: Come on! Hazel's answer was really good though-

Leo: If the meaning really was what Hazel said I would have said that all the time at Bunker 9.

Annabeth: -But I would gladly correct you if you were wrong.

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Octavian's Acronym: DIAF

Hazel's Guess: Die In A Fire

DIAF = Die in a fire

Comments:

Leo: *presses button*

Machine: *cheers*

Frank: YES! YAY!

Annabeth: Octavian. Get. Out. Of. Here.

Percy: How 'bout you go die in a fire?

PIper: GO!

Octavian: *leaves*

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Leo: And yep! That's it for today!

All: See you next time!


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