Harry: *walks into room full of demigods* Uh, someone wanted me to meet you guys. The name is Hope Frost or something. So, hello.
The Seven: *stares at Harry*
Leo: Hi! I'm Leo Valdez, a.k.a Leo Mc. Sizzle, a.k.a HotSauceValdez, a.k.a Le-
Annabeth: Leo.
Percy: Are you a demigod?
Harry: Uh, isn't that from a book?
The Seven: *screams*
Harry: But I'm a wizard....?
The Seven: *continues screaming*
Hazel: Guys! You're really rude! *turns to Harry* Hi. Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Harry: My name is Harry Potter. I'm from-
Annabeth: OH MY GODS THAT'S HARRY POTTER I LOVE THE SERIES ARE YOU REALLY HARRY POTTER - Percy you've NEVER read it? No wonder you're such a SEAWEED BRAIN
Harry: Percy? As in Percy Jackson?
The Seven: YES YES YES YES
Harry: Okay...
Hazel: You know us? That's Annabeth, Percy, Frank, Leo, Piper, Jason, and me, Hazel.
Harry: Oh, yeah. I've read about you guys.
Annabeth: *continues freaking out*
Percy: *looks clueless*
Jason: So. You're a wizard?
Harry: *pulls out wand* Yeah. See, look. Ducklifors!
(banana yellow streak flies straight towards...)
Leo: Hey! You're that Harry Potter from that famous boo- *turns into duck* QUACK! QUACK QUACK! QUACK!
Calypso: *walks in* Hi guys- wait! Leo! *runs to duck* What? Who did this?
The seven: *points at Harry*
Harry: Sorry! Um, I don't really know how to turn him back.
Calypso: WHAT?! *tackles Harry*
Harry: ARGH!
Annabeth: CALYPSO! Don't you know? That's the famous Harry Potter! And why are you here anyways?
Calypso: TURN HIM BACK!
Piper: Calypso! Stop!
Calypso: *freezes*
Piper: There.
Jason: Hey, buddy, you alright?
Harry: *brushes off robe* Yeah. I've been in worse.
Leo: QUACK QUACK! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK! (unfreeze Calypso and turn me back into Leo again or else I'll take out my newly invented-) *sets himself on fire*
Piper: Perfect. A flaming duck.
Everyone: FLAMING DUCKS!
Harry: I really don't know how to reverse it! I can call Hermione if you'd like.
Annabeth: YES! I CAN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH HER! I CA-
Percy: Woah! YES! You turned the annoying guy into a duck! Hey dude, you're pretty amazing.
Harry: *facepalms*
Percy: We could be best friends! See, look! *makes all the toilets explode*
Frank: Percy! Are you serious? You're flooding the hallway! *looks out door*
Annabeth: OH MY GODS MY BOYFRIEND AND HARRY POTTER ARE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!
Hermione: *pokes head in* Uh, hi. Are you guys the famous demigods? I've always wanted to meet you! Anyways, who needs to be transformed from a duck back into human?
The seven: Leo.
Annabeth: Hi! I'm Annabeth! You've read our series, right? I always wanted to meet you!
Hermione: RON! COME IN! IT'S ANNABETH! REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER?
Annabeth: Wanna be best friends?
Hermione: Yeah! *turns Leo from a duck and back to normal with a flick of her wand somehow*
Leo: Yes! THANK YOU! Hot people like me don't deserve to be ducks. Piper. Unfreeze Calypso. Your charmspeak is too powerful.
Piper: *reluctantly tells Calypso to unfreeze*
Calypso: *glares teasingly at Piper, kisses Leo, then walks out*
Ron: Hey! Isn't that Leo, the hilarious guy?
Leo: Hi! Your hair is red! I can set myself on fire and build stuff! *sets himself on fire and links arms with Ron then runs away*
Ron: AHHH! IT BUURRRNNNSS!
Hermione: I knew it! They will become best friends. Though Ron is burning a little.
Harry: *turns to Hermione* I know they're demigods but don't know if they're still Muggles.
Annabeth: We are not Muggles!
Hermione: Your question is answered.
Jason: *eyes Harry's broomstick* Can you actually fly on that thing?
Harry: Uh, yeah.
Jason: I can fly too!
Harry and Jason: YEAH! *leaps out door*
Annabeth: What?! I- I *sniffle* I thought Percy and Harry would be best friends!
Harry: *jumps back in and pulls Percy out of room*
Annabeth: YAY! *walks away with Hermione*
Molly Weasley: *pokes in door* WHO IS THAT BURNING UP MY BOY?
Piper, Frank, and Hazel: LEO!
Piper: You can tell Percy to extinguish him, though. PERCY! PUT OUT RON!
Percy: OKAY! *summons tsunami*
Everyone: *screams*
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
