Hope: HALP! HALP!
Everyone: What?
Annabeth and Hazel: Do you mean 'help'?
Septimus: What is this "halp"?
Jenna: "halp"? Do you just have really bad English?
Hope: I dunno why but this book is supposed to have everything that I read in here! All I have is DEMIGODS and the occasional SEPTIMUS HEAP and HARRY POTTER and random things here and there. It's all DEMIGODS!!
All Demigods: What's wrong with us?
Leo: How DARE you say not to let TEAM LEO hog ALL of this BOOK?!
Septimus Heap People: We don't even come in often.
Annabeth: Anyways, what do you need help with, random person named Hope? I can help you fight monsters, with school, with anything, EXCEPT FOR ANYTHING WITH SPIDERS.
Leo: Ha. Annabeth can fight monsters, fall into Hell itself, teach you stuff, and she can't deal with a spider.
Percy: SHUT UP LEO! *about to punch Leo*
Jason: *holds back Percy's arm* Woah, woah. Don't get too violent-
Percy: *rips arm out of Jason's hand* Yeah? Yeah? You wanna fight? Yeah?
Annabeth: Percy will beat you up!
Piper: Oh really? *raises eyebrow*
Percy: Yes! Yes! Jason is more powerful- WAIT! Jeez, Piper. I'm more powerful!
Jason: Hahaha! Piper is-
Hope: See? It's all demigods now!! Ahh!
Septimus: Not anymore.
Jenna: La dee la dee la!
Beetle: *dances about* We're just going to say the most random things and THEN your problem is solved, Hope person.
Hope: Yay, guys! Thanks!
Jenna: Whoop! I love me! I don't want to be Queen!
Septimus: Spit Fyre likes to step on people!
Nicko: I like boats!
Snorri: I like Nicko!
Nicko: Yay!
Demigods: ...
Hope: Now it's only two books! Oh no!
Gregor (the Overlander): Boots loves cockroaches!
Boots: I like Temp! I like Temp! He is big, big, bug.
Piper: Yuck! How big?
Gregor: *points to cockroach*
Jenna: *screams and runs*
Beetle: Hi, cockroach! My name is Beet-
Cockroach: *clicks in Cockroach and lunges*
Beetle: AHH! *screams and runs*
Harry (Potter): Would you like me to shrink it? *pulls out wand*
Boots: No! No!
Cockroach: Would not like, I be, would not like!
Everyone besides Gregor, Boots, and the Cockroach: AHHH! He speaks!
Cockroach: Annoyed, I be, annoyed.
Reynie: (Mysterious Benedict Society): Um.
Kate: He won't even fit in my bucket! Ooo! Is it magnetic? *pulls out horseshoe magnet*
Sticky: *polishes glasses* Uh. That is not normal. The world's biggest cockroach is not even that big. Uh, anyone worried? I think that cockroach is like, um, let me think. How many times bigger than the biggest cockroach? Uh, oh yeah, it's-
Constance: Cockroaches are big and dark! You won't find them at the park! You can't kill them, but they're really weird: Cut their head off and-
Boots: Hi, you! *pokes Constance*
Hope: This is getting a lot better :D
Author's Note: Just wanted to start of having more books involved. These characters do not belong to me. And... sorry for the short chapter. Just needed to start of with more characters. :D
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
