Leo: Oh. Em. Geeeee!!!
Everyone Else: What?!
Leo: Like, oh my gods,
Everyone Else: Um... Is he possessed?!
Leo: I am so totally excited!
Everyone Else: What the Hades happened to Leo.
Piper: *walks in* Oh, don't worry about him, I just charmspeaked him to talk like that for all of today.
Hazel: Your charmspeak is so good now.
Piper: I practice on Drew. I don't think he minds :D I had the help of Drew to charmspeak Leo. I told him to help me charmspeak Leo into doing this.
Leo: OH MY GODS THAT IS SO TOTALLY FUNNY, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
Percy: Why'd you tell him to do that?
Piper: No reason, really, he just kinda BLEW UP MY CABIN!!!! >:(
Annabeth: If someone blew up my cabin I would've killed them. But this... is hilarious!
Percy: I think it's a little dull for an entire day.
Piper: I can't think of what to make him do.
Leo: OH MY GODS HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! Like, she BROKE UP with him?! *gasps*
Everyone Else: *facepalms* Who is he talking to?!
Piper: Invisible friends.
Everyone Else: ...
Percy: Great.
Piper: This is getting boring. Percy's right.
Jason: Oh! I know! Make him be a makeup guru!
Everyone Else: YEAH!
Leo: Like, totes cra cra! I TOTALLY agree!
Piper: Leo! You really really like makeup, right?
Leo: *nods* Oh em gee, I LOVE makeup!
Piper: Then do it! Put all of it on you!
Hazel: Poor Leo.
Frank: But he did kinda blow up Piper's cabin.
Hazel: True.
Everyone Else Besides Hazel: True dat.
Leo: *runs off* *comes back* *dumps suitcase of makeup*
Piper: Looks like he took Drew's makeup kit.
Drew: HEY!
Piper: Get. Out.
Drew: *gets out*
Leo: Oh em gee, I LOVE this color, wait. What about THIS color... I can't decide! Oh em gee, what should I do?!
Piper: WOW. I am loving this.
Hazel: Now I feel really bad for him.
Piper: If someone blew up your room, or house, what would you do?
Hazel: ... I agree.
Leo: OH EM GEE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
Piper: BWAHAHA!!
Leo: *dumps powder on face*
Drew: My makeup!! *runs in* You're wasting it! D; *sobs*
Piper: Get. Out. And. Stay. Out.
Drew: *gets out and stays out*
Piper: *slams the door closed*
Leo: *smudges powder with a sponge*
Leo: *looks in mirror* OH EM GEE I LOOK TOTES AMAZING! *covers eyelids with liquid eyeliner* *smudges everything and looks in mirror* TOTES FABULOUS!
Jason: Now I'm kinda bored.
Percy: I know! Make him let us do his makeup!
Piper: Leo, you know you want to! We want to help you with your makeup to make it look AMAZING!
Leo: Yeah, totes LOVE IT!
Percy: I'm first!
Leo: OH EM GEE, YOU'RE GOING FIRST?! That's AMAZING!
Percy: *dumps rainbow eye shadow powder into a bucket*
Leo: AHH! *squeals* I TOTES LOVE IT!
Percy: *dumps bucket on Leo*
Leo: OH EM GEE I'MMA LOOK FAB!
Percy: Lipstick now! *grabs all fifty colors of lipstick*
Piper: I kind of feel bad for Drew now.
Annabeth: You shouldn't. >:( Stupid Drew touched my Seaweed Brain.
Percy: Your seaweed brain? You have a seaweed brain? No wonder why you're so smart!
Annabeth: *smacks Percy on the head*
Percy: Aww... Anyways. Lipstick. *makes lipstick go full length and breaks them off with his hands*
Piper: Oh gods.
Percy: *puts lipsticks into bucket and makes water mix with it*
Leo: Oh my gods! Look! It's SO FAB!
Percy: *dumps lipstick water on Leo*
Leo: *chokes* Ahh! Oh em gee! I need an ambulance! Wait! But first, lemme take a selfie! *takes selfie*
Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHA
Leo: And lemme post it on EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY SOCIAL MEDIA!!! Hopefully, I won't choke to death while doing that!
Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
Hazel: I have an idea! Make him the biggest drama queen-
Leo: Like, totes, EVER.
Everyone: BWAHAHAHA
Piper: Leo, do you like drama movies? Like, I know you do! You do!
Leo: Oh em gee! I LOVE drama!
Piper: Maybe you can act in a drama movie one day! I think you can practice it right here, in this room! I think you should! You think so too!
Leo: Yeah! *jumps* *starts sobbing uncontrollably* Oh em gee, I just twisted my ankle! *crumbles to the ground*
Leo: *looks in mirror and crying* Oh no! My hair is ruined! OH NO!!! *sobs more*
Leo: *stops crying*
Frank: *checks watch* I have to go, sorry. I have to go-
Leo: *grabs Frank's hand* No! Don't leave! PLEASE! *sobs more* You have to stay! Don't leave me!!! *sobs again* *chokes*
Leo: *grabs throat* Oh my gods! I'm choking! Someone help me! Please! I'm going to DIE!!! *writhes on ground*
Everyone Else: *chokes from laughter* *falls onto ground*
Frank: Ow- my- my- stomach- can't go- no - w.
Leo: OH MY GODS THERE'A GHOST CHOKING EVERYONE TO DEATH! HELP! HELP! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!
Leo: *shakes head* wait. What? WHAT?! WHAT
Piper: RUN!
Leo: YOU!!!!! *chases with fireball in hand*
Percy: It's always the best experience to be chased by a flaming boy who is covered in rainbow sprinkles and dripping with lipstick water! *runs dragging Annabeth*
Annabeth: *still choking* BWAHA my STOM- MACH
Leo: OH EM GEE WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! AND OH EM GEE ANNABETH'S GOING TO DIE! HELP!
Piper: I think we permanently broke him.
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
