BILLDIP

Who is this?!?

A green man stood in the corner holding a sign that said, "I have found you."
Dipper jumped at the sight. "WHO ARE YOU?" he screamed.

"Well, I'm too clever to say 'your worst nightmare', so I might as well tell you. My name is Warden."

"Warden? Like Warden of what?"

"No, my name is just Warden." he said, bouncing around the room, the sign laying on the floor.

"Okay then... why are you here?"

"I'm part of the government. I've come to collect Bill.. only it seems he is not here at the moment."

"No, I guess he's not," Dipper said, sarcastically.

"But... since he's not here... I've come to collect YOU."

"What...? No! You can't take me!"

Wait... Dipper thought. I would go for Bill, so he could be free from this...

"Well... there is one thing you could do... "

"Would Bill still have to be collected?" Dipper asked.

"I don't know. It depends on how good you are."

"Good at what?"

"You are just full of questions, aren't you, Little One?" Warden said, smirking.

"What do I have to do well at to keep my boyfriend from going into government hands?" Dipper demanded. Boyfriend.. Dipper thought. Bill is my boyfriend.

"Well, I guess you'll just have to betray your little 'boyfriend', won't you?" Warden said, giggling.

"WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!" Dipper screamed.

"You have to love me while HE watches."

"Oh my God, you're serious?"

"Very. Don't miss this offer." Warden said, vanishing.

"WAIT!" Dipper yelled.

"Yes?" Warden grinned.

"Can I tell him what's going on?"

"Ugh, fine. You and your boyfriend can work things out and tell him this means nothing... or does it, HAHA!" Warden said, waving his fingers in Dipper's face.

"Good. Let me talk to him and I'll get back to you..." Dipper uttered. He didn't want to do this. He hadn't even done it with Bill, or with anyone yet.

Dipper put the planchette down and called for Bill. As you know it, Bill appeared, and kissed Dipper roughly.

"Babe... are you okay? Did he hurt you?" Bill asked, sweating.

"Nothing bad happened. Everything is fine... but we have something to talk about."

"What?" Bill asked, sheepishly.

"Warden, yeah, that's the guy's name, said that there's one thing I could do to let you free from the government, but I have to do it well."

"You're good at everything! What is it?" Bill exclaimed.

"I have to... LOVE him..."

"Like... " Bill said, traveling off. "Oh."

"Yes, and it would set both of us free... only I wanted you to be my first."

"And I wanted to be your first. Are you sure you're going to do this?"

"I told him I wanted to talk to you first."

"Well... I don't know how I'm feeling about it."

Dipper was shocked. HE COULD SET BILL FREE FOREVER! Only, Dipper understood why. He really wanted Bill to be his first.

"I don't know how I'm feeling either."

"WAIT!" Bill exclaimed.

"What? You have an idea?"

"Yes! I do! Only.. I don't know if you'll be up for it..."

"What is it?!" Dipper exclaimed, pulling his beloved on the couch.

"A ménage à trois!".

"Oh no... you're not thinking... a threesome?!"

"It's just an idea."

"Oh my God."

"Like I said... just an idea..." Bill said, putting his hands on Dipper's shoulders.

"I'll think about it..." Dipper admitted.

"Great!" Bill said, clapping his hands. "Although, this Warden guys sounds suspicious..."

"He's a bit shady, but I think it's just his personality."

"Could be." Bill said.

The two talked for a few minutes about the weather, and other things, until they heard a clicking noise.

"What's that sound?" Bill asked.

"I don't know..." Dipper said.

The two boys looked over at the window.

A camera.