BILLDIP

This is War (Part #1)

"Why are you here?!" Dipper exclaimed.

"I got a call," Emile said, smirking then sitting down. "I guess they released me because some kid wanted MY help to bring people down."

"Bring who down?" Bill asked.

"Oh, you guys. But I want to see if it's really worth it. And I don't think it is."

"That's nice. Who called you?"

"Some kid... Spex? Clex?"

"Vex. What a jerk. Turning on us," Bill huffed. 

"Well, we could get him back..." Dipper suggested.

"How?" Bill asked.

"I know!" Emile said, pushing up his sunglasses. "We could go to WAR."

"We're not going to war. Although, we could have a fight." Dipper said, thinking.

"Babe, you know we both can't fight." Bill said, poking Dipper's bicep as a joke.

"I mean a fight with words. We could convince Warden to not take you."

"Take him where?" Emile asked.

"Some government test lab," Dipper said, remembering. "Like where you were at."

"Oh, then Vex is going down. Nobody deserves to be there." Emile said, pulling out his phone. "Hey Vex. This means war."