BILLDIP

Look Who's Back...

"Babe, I'm scared," Dipper stuttered.

"I am too, I don't know what to do!"

"I can here you," a voice said.

"WHO IS THAT?" Bill screamed.

Dipper knew. His voice had a cartoony tone. It was Warden.

"Warden, come up here."

Warden suddenly appeared. "Yes, my beautiful little... NON- virgin?"

Dipper rolled his eyes. "You were with someone downstairs. Who?"

"Oh, haha. That was my mother dropping me off. I just wanted to scare you!"

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Nope. Now, I'm afraid I must take Bill... doctor's orders."

He had never given Warden the response he wanted. "WAIT!"

"Yes?"

"How's a.... foursome sound?"

"Who's included?" Warden said, giggling.

"Me, you, Bill, and Vex."

"Sounds delightful!" Warden said, cheering. "Let's do it!"