BILLDIP

Are You Sure?

That night, Dipper took out the planchette to see Warden.

"Warden?" Dipper asked.

Dipper looked all over the room with no sign of the green man. He must have turned in 20 circles until he saw something. It was a man, a man about the size of Wendy.

He had a black pair of sunglasses on. He was wearing a black hoodie, and he had black hair. He was wearing torn up sneakers, and was reading a book. Cannibal Emile was the title. That book must be interesting, Dipper thought.

"Um, hello?" Dipper said. The man looked up from his book.

"Um, hi." he said. His voice sounded like any other teenage boy.

"Hey. What's your name?"

"Uh.. Vex. Why?"

"I just think it would be useful information because you're just standing in my room, you know." Dipper said, sarcastically.

"Look, dude." Vex said standing up from the corner he was sitting in. He laid the book on the table. "I'm not here to do any harm. I just needed a quiet place."

"What was that book you were reading?"

"Just a story." he said, walking up to Dipper.

Dipper stared at Vex's sunglasses. But, Vex must have noticed because he said, "Dude, is something wrong with my glasses?"

"No, no, nothing at all," Dipper said, snapping out of his thoughts. "Just wondering."

"Okay, so you want to know something about my glasses and this book?"

"Sure," Dipper said, addressing him to sit down. Once Dipper had made friends with the people he saw through the planchette, he didn't need to look through it anymore to see him.

"So, this guy, Emile. He has one eye, and where his other eye should be he has a mouth with very sharp teeth. He used to be in a relationship with this one girl. She was very abusive and only let him eat once a week, and it never was a lot. After a year of this, he was sick and tired of it. The next time he gave her food, he decided he'd eat her. He's been eating people ever since. And he was captured by this organization from the government, and they've been testing on him. From their tests, his other eye fell out and it formed another mouth."

"Holy crap. That sounds like a cool story." Dipper said.

"It is. And about my sunglasses." Vex started. He looked at Dipper, and then reached to take them off. Underneath, there were two mouths instead of eyes.

"Whoa. You're not gonna eat me are you?"

"Not like that," Vex said smirking. "And this Emile guy is the only other person with the same situation as me."

"Well... wait a minute, you're a cannibal?" Dipper said, moving away from him.

"No. Not at all. I mean, I devour my men, but I don't eat them." Vex said, laughing.

"Oh," Dipper said, laughing along and moving back toward him. "You're gay?"

"Yeah. I have been for a while now. Pretty cool, I guess."

"I..." Dipper started. Was he really going to come out to Vex? "I think that's cool."

"Are you gay too?" Vex asked, raising an eyebrow, that looked more like a moustache rather than an eyebrow.

"Uh..." Dipper uttered. "Yeah. Yeah, I am."

"Awesome." Vex said, smiling. "You single?"

"No. I have a boyfriend." Dipper said, grinning. He had a boyfriend!

"Me too."

"What's his name?" Dipper asked.

"Warden." he answered.

"Warden! I know him..."

"Yeah. Cool."

"Can I tell you something?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Well, Warden works for the government, right?"

"Right."

"He is trying to capture my boyfriend. I guess he's needed for testing, like Emile. I don't want him to get hurt, and Warden said that if I LOVE him well, he'll drop the charges."

"Whoa, dude. Slow down."

"He said he wants me to have IT with him, and if I do well, he'll let Bill free."

"Oh... he was talking to me about that."

"I was talking about it with Bill, and he came up with an idea I was going to tell Warden today."

"What's his idea?" Vex said, scooting closer to Dipper. Their thighs were touching.

"Well, he wanted to be my first and-"

"You haven't done it yet?" Vex exclaimed.

"No. I was waiting for Bill."

"Alright then. Continue."

"Bill was thinking that Warden, me, and him could.."

"Could what?"

"Do a threesome."

"Dude, what?!"

"It's just an idea."

"And a good one!" Vex chuckled.

"You really think so?"

"Well, I wanted to do it with Warden too."

"You haven't done it with him yet?"

"No."

"Oh, okay. Well... is a foursome a thing?"

"It could be." Vex said, smirking.

"Yeah, it could." Dipper said, grinning. He felt his stomach churn. He felt a sudden wave of pleasure brush over him.

"Dude?" Vex said.

"Yeah?"

"Is that what I think it is?" Vex said, pointing to Dipper's torso.

Dipper looked down. This cannot be happening, he thought. THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

"Uhh.." Dipper said, embarrassed.

"It's okay. Has it ever happened before?"

Dipper gulped. "No." he mumbled.

"Oh my God," Vex said. "Do you want me to help?"

"How?" Dipper said, covering his legs with a blanket.

Vex grabbed Dipper's head and pulled him into a tender kiss. Vex's hands were moving up and down Dipper's thigh, making the pounding in Dipper's head worse.

"Are you sure you want me to help?"

Out of a sudden instinct, Dipper said, "Yes, anything."

Vex looked at him and smiled. He moved his hands gently down Dipper's body. Vex stopped at the rim of Dipper's jeans. Dipper gulped and nodded his head.