Lemon and Lime

【Exƚɾα: Lҽɱσɳ Oɾ Lιɱҽ?】

A week has passed, and Bloody Painter is as sleep deprived as ever. Toby is ever-so cranky as usual. Jeff has decided to 'interview' them just for fun. He and BEN were bored, so BEN decided to watch Jeff interview them. Since the Bloody Painter and Toby were in a moody state, it would be fun to watch them being interviewed and what their answers will be.

[Jeff interviews Bloody Painter]

"Yooo! Bloody Painter!" Jeff called out, entering Bloody Painter's room only to see a sleep deprived Bloody Painter.

"The hell do you want?" Bloody Painter grumbled, tired.

"You fuck face, why do you need to be so mean?" Jeff rolled his eyes before muttering, "Stupid fuckwad."

"Hurry up, I need some sleeeeeppp..." Bloody Painter groaned, laying on his bed uncomfortably.

"Between you and Toby, who's top?" Jeff jokes, laughing.

Bloody Painter glared at Jeff in disgust, had they already talked about it. He got up, his mask that was barely hanging on his head fell off. He pulled out his knife and put it against Jeff's neck, glaring into his eyes with bloodlust.

"We've already talked about this asshole." Bloody Painter smothers his words with anger, "I'M FUCKING TOP."

Jeff almost choked at that. 'Last time I checked, the both of you said you weren't in that kind of relationship.' Jeff thought to himself, snickering.

"And if TOBY says anything about it, I'll fucking FUCK HIM myself!" Bloody Painter yelled angrily.

Jeff just gave up and cracked up at that. He calmed down before asking, "But for real, between the two of you, which of you would be lemon and lime?" Jeff asked.

"Toby would be a fucking lime because he's so freaking moody and he literally tried to kill me with pepper!" Bloody Painter scoffs. "I had to eat the whole jar of sugar! I'm fucking sleep deproved now! UGH!"

"That... Would be your fault..." Jeff spoke, "...For eating that much sugar."

"What would YOU do then?!" Bloody Painter spat aggressively, "Bathe your tongue in a tub of ice?!"

"I mean, sure that works." Jeff laughs jokingly.

Bloody Painter grumbled, putting his head in his pillow, sticking the middle finger out at Jeff. "Get the fuck out!"

Jeff did as Bloody Painter said unwillingly. He was already planning to go out, but he was about to stay as soon as Bloody Painter demanded for Jeff to leave.

"BEN," Jeff stated, beginning to wheeze, "How was his reaction? Did you record it?"

"Yup, it's all in the tape!" BEN says, holding up the tape before wheezing, which Jeff did as well. "We should go to Toby's room now, I'm itching to see his reaction!" BEN giggles.