[Guess who forgot to post last week? Here you get two chapters this week because I'm nice.]
[So apparently this chapter also has some "Jeff jokes" and NSFW references. Sigh, why am I even doing this? This book definitely needs a rewrite...]
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"Masky, Hoodie, Kate." Slender said, "It seems as if the two has found out each other's identity. This may be a problem."
"Sir, I think we should give it some time first. They could end up just like me and Brian." Masky said, "We'll observe them to see what they do. If it seems to be a problem, then we'll have to get rid of them."
"Precisely." Slender said, "If this does become a problem, we may be losing some of the few worthy pastas."
"I'm sure everything will be fine." Kate said, "They're friends after all, what's the worst that could happen between them? They've had quite a good relationship these past few months."
"Perhaps they may keep their relationship stable, perhaps their relationship will fall apart." Slender said, "We do not know that for a fact."
He clears his throat before continuing, "What we do know is that they've maintained a good relationship so far. All we need to do is hope this doesn't become a problem." Slender turned his gaze to Hoodie and Masky, "Masky, Hoodie, your relationship doesn't seem to be a problem, is that correct?"
"Yes sir." They both said, before Masky implied, slightly sweating under his mask "We've been getting along quite well, and our relationship does not disrupt our work at all."
"Good."
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"YO EVERYONE I GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!" Jeff announced in the living room. "GET YO ASS OVER HERE IF YOU WANNA HEAR THE NEWS! IT'S TOO GREAT TO MISS OUT!"
Nina, being the Jeff simp she is, she immediately came over to the living room. "ANYTHING FOR YOU JEFFY~" She says, hugging him, only to be pushed in the face by him.
"Get off me weirdo." Jeff rolled his eyes as he pushed her off him, pushing her onto the couch.
Soon, a few more Creepypastas came. Then, Jeff announced his news.
"Guess what, suckers?" Jeff asked.
[NSFW "Jeff joke" and NSFW reference incoming]
"The hell do you want, joker face?" Sully asked.
"Bloody Painter and Toby are d-" Jeff says before getting tackled by Bloody Painter and Toby. He continued anyways, "BLOODY PAINTER AND TOBY ARE DATINGGGG!!! I FOUND THEM FUCKING IN BLOODY PAINTER'S ROOM!"
"JEFF, YOU ASSHOLE! THAT ISN'T TRUE!" Bloody Painter yelled angrily.
"LET ME GO! I GOTTA SHARE THIS HOT STORY!" Jeff yelled.
"SH-SHUT U-U-U-UP JEFF! TH-THAT D-D-D-DIDN'T HAPPEN!" Toby disagreed, helping Bloody Painter pinned Jeff down.
"Kinky." Jeff teased, laughing, getting glares from both boys pinning him down. "As I was saying," Jeff said, "Toby was on top of Bloody Painter and Bloody Painter was moaning 'Aauuuuh, daddy~'" Jeff teased, "'Mhm, harder~ Aaaaaah~'"
[NSFW "Jeff joke" over]
"That was not true." Bloody Painter said in protest.
"Y-Yeah, Bloody Painter didn't m-m-moan l-like thAT-" Toby gagged, agreeing with Bloody Painter. "But h-he d-did moan o-once.." Toby mutters the last part quietly, which Bloody Painter catches and glares at him.
[NSFW reference over]
"Shut up." Bloody Painter spat, "We don't talk about that."
"Ya'll admitted to it." Jeff said, snickering.
"Did not." The two said in unison before dragging Jeff away.
"SAVE MEEEEEE-" Jeff screamed.
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Sully was laughing at Jeff, who came back beaten up by the two. Bloody Painter and Toby sat on opposite ends of the couch, arms crossed and looking away from each other. Jeff just sat in the middle- between them- being bullied by Sully as Liu scolded Sully about not bullying his brother. Everyone else had left, Nina being lost in the manor somewhere.
Jeff pouted as Sully scolded him while Liu scolded Sully. Being pissed off, Toby and Bloody Painter avoided each other and Jeff for that moment. Jeff then asks if they were actually dating, getting two middle fingers in response. Jeff scoffed, crossing his arms as he sat on the couch criss-cross applesauce.
Masky walked over to Jeff, picking him up and taking him away somewhere, along with Hoodie. Liu just stared at the three, confused. Jeff was practically screaming for help as Masky took him away. Once Jeff was out of sight, Toby and Bloody Painter started laughing. Liu quickly turned his head towards the two, even more confused.
"What are you guys laughing at?" Liu asked, extremely confused.
"J-J-JEFF-" Toby stutters, laughing in between each stutter, "J-JEFF J-JUST- AHAHAHA!!!"
"Jeff was practically screaming, 'Help me!!!'" Bloody Painter wheezed and Toby just laughed even more.
"I don't understand.." Liu says before Sully takes over, laughing, "Serves that jerk right!"
The three continued to laugh before Liu took over and cleared his throat, silencing the three. "Well, I have a mission to do." Liu says, "I'll be heading off now, see ya." Liu waved the two off, then left, mentally fighting with Sully. Bloody Painter and Toby looks at each other, as if reading each other's minds.
"You wanna go steal some candy from Jack and Jill?" Bloody Painter asked, smiling under his mask.
"N-Not i-in a m-million years will I e-ever miss this opportunity." Toby says, chuckling.
"Let's go raid those two."
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