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queencartia:

queencartia: thought i'd celebrate my last day as an 18 year old doing the thing i always do best:being the coolest bitch on the beach

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queencartia: thought i'd celebrate my last day as an 18 year old doing the thing i always do best:
being the coolest bitch on the beach

30 JUNE 2017

sambrooks: wow cartia you're so cool
queencartia: aren't you lucky i do charity work  😌
sambrooks: help i've been shot

kingjordan: guess if that's how you've gotta spend the day before your 19th, you're gonna be 18 forever 🤷🏻‍♂️
queencartia: sorry who are you again? 🤷🏻‍♀️
kingjordan: i'm too cool for you to have heard of me 🤷🏻‍♂️

usera: i want to be sassy but i'm scared i'm gonna get annihilated by miss. king
queencartia: depends on how you answer this next question
queencartia: ikea meatballs. yes or no?
usera: oh god, i'm hoping yes is the right answer because i love them.
queencartia: gravy?
usera: you have to have the gravy! i'm neutral on the red sauce thing though
queencartia: queen shit only, proceed.

userb: do you spend your life on that beach?
queencartia: yes. when i die i want my ashes to be scattered here so children will pick me up thinking i'm sand, when they're gravely (haha pun) mistaken.
userb: ...so they can make pretty sandcastles, right?
queencartia: sure we'll go with that conclusion

queenofthekings: you'd look even cooler if you put suncream on
queencartia: i rubbed it in completely, i didn't want to ruin my reputation
queenofthekings: my apologies, your majesty 😘

userc: why are you so sassy today, cc?
queencartia: because i'm just that bitch!
queencartia: plus after tomorrow i've officially been an adult for a year so i wanna embrace still being a baby adult and see how much i can get away with ;)
kingofthekings: ah yes, the big girl responsibilities only begin at age 19
queencartia: finally someone gets it!

loki: as entertaining as this is, are you quite done? i'm bored.
queencartia: are you quite done being dramatic?
loki: what was that?
queencartia: autocorrect
loki: mhm, you're very cool.

sambrooks: why do your brother and i get destroyed and strangers get to talk about meatballs
queencartia: why are you stalking my account it's been four hours


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