queencartia:queencartia: thought i'd celebrate my last day as an 18 year old doing the thing i always do best:
being the coolest bitch on the beach30 JUNE 2017
sambrooks: wow cartia you're so cool
queencartia: aren't you lucky i do charity work 😌
sambrooks: help i've been shotkingjordan: guess if that's how you've gotta spend the day before your 19th, you're gonna be 18 forever 🤷🏻♂️
queencartia: sorry who are you again? 🤷🏻♀️
kingjordan: i'm too cool for you to have heard of me 🤷🏻♂️usera: i want to be sassy but i'm scared i'm gonna get annihilated by miss. king
queencartia: depends on how you answer this next question
queencartia: ikea meatballs. yes or no?
usera: oh god, i'm hoping yes is the right answer because i love them.
queencartia: gravy?
usera: you have to have the gravy! i'm neutral on the red sauce thing though
queencartia: queen shit only, proceed.userb: do you spend your life on that beach?
queencartia: yes. when i die i want my ashes to be scattered here so children will pick me up thinking i'm sand, when they're gravely (haha pun) mistaken.
userb: ...so they can make pretty sandcastles, right?
queencartia: sure we'll go with that conclusionqueenofthekings: you'd look even cooler if you put suncream on
queencartia: i rubbed it in completely, i didn't want to ruin my reputation
queenofthekings: my apologies, your majesty 😘userc: why are you so sassy today, cc?
queencartia: because i'm just that bitch!
queencartia: plus after tomorrow i've officially been an adult for a year so i wanna embrace still being a baby adult and see how much i can get away with ;)
kingofthekings: ah yes, the big girl responsibilities only begin at age 19
queencartia: finally someone gets it!loki: as entertaining as this is, are you quite done? i'm bored.
queencartia: are you quite done being dramatic?
loki: what was that?
queencartia: autocorrect
loki: mhm, you're very cool.sambrooks: why do your brother and i get destroyed and strangers get to talk about meatballs
queencartia: why are you stalking my account it's been four hours
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Kingdom Her • Avengers Soulmate AU
FanfictionBOOK TWO OF THE KINGDOM SERIES Avengers AU In which Cartia King gets through her days with her family and soulmates by her side. Not intended for younger audiences Book One - Kingdom Come Cover art by the amazing and wonderfully talented @fairyywrld