Kingdom Her • Avengers Soulmate AU

imessage | pussy

17 APRIL 2017

imessage chat between fake orphan 🙆🏻‍♀️ and 5 others

hei-hoe 💦: heidi
charlotta bs 🙊: charlotte
quickie🏃🏼‍♀️: evie
fake orphan 🙆🏻‍♀️: cartia
40 y/o virgin 🤪: jordan
imposter 👹: sam

imessage
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"who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer 😤"

quickie🏃🏼‍♀️
why in the ever-loving fuck is my name quickie?

hei-hoe 💦
your soulmate is quicksilver
need i go on?

imposter 👹
guys please my virgin eyes 😣

40 y/o virgin 🤪
unlucky eves
wait a damn minute
why is mY NAME 40 Y/O VIRGIN
WHO DID THIS

fake orphan 🙆🏻‍♀️
me 🙋🏻‍♀️
you're the last man standing jord

imposter 👹
yes jordan, represent!

40 y/o virgin 🤪
just because my girlfriend wants to wait, it ain't till we're 40 :(

charlotta bs 🙊
wait you're waiting for emily? that's sweet 🥺

40 y/o virgin 🤪
what can i say? i was raised by amazing women and girls :)

hei-hoe 💦
jordan out here being all cute n shit 🥺

40 y/o virgin 🤪
by that, i of course meant mum, grace, rose, Luna the Moon and Marge Simpson

imposter 👹
who tf Luna the Moon

fake orphan 🙆🏻‍♀️
from bear in the big blue house!!

i stand by jordan's statement

charlotta bs 🙊
weren't you and jordan watching the final goodbye song and crying?

40 y/o virgin 🤪
pffft, that was ages ago

charlotta bs 🙊
it was last tuesday

fake orphan 🙆🏻‍♀️
yes! and i'm not afraid to admit it!
it was literally my childhood and the actress for luna died and they couldn't do the show without her so they ended it 😭

quickie🏃🏼‍♀️
ngl they came and showed me after and i cried too...

imposter 👹
pussies

quickie🏃🏼‍♀️
so did you

imposter 👹
i can't be a pussy, can't be what you don't get