Lying is a Sin, A Sin Hanagaki Takemichi Commits Too Often

Drunk Revalations - The After Party (EDIT!!)

EDIT: I forgot to put this in a note, but two people will find out about Takemichi's condition before his birthday (25th June, the story is currently at the start of June) so i wanna see who your guesses are!!

Everything felt funny. How much had he drunk? He didn't even remember drinking in the first place. He looked around and remembered they were in the private suite for the after party. It was only the main gang, everyone was drinking or dancing or puking or-fuck was Peh-yan doing all three at once?! Inui obviously couldn't hold his alcohol well because he was passed out in Draken's arms. Chifuyu and Kazutora were passionately making out and...was Baji holding scissors to his beautiful luscious long hair? Nuh uh, that is not happening. Takemichi jumped out of his seat on the couch, ignoring how the world was now spinning around him and lunged at Baji.

The scissors knocked out of his hands and they both fell to the floor, Takemichi winced in pain since Baji ended up landing on top of him.

"Baji? What the fuck, get off Takemitchy," Mikey grumbled, yanking the disoreintated drunk and helped Takemichi up.

"I'm okay Mikey-kun, I just didn't want anyone to deal with sober Baji's wrath when he realised he cut off his hair."

"Ooh! I have an idea! The brides each have to say something embarrassing they did before they met each other!" Senju yelled, clearing drunk out of her mind.

The brides themselves were leaving the definition of tipsy and wandering dangerously close to black out drunk, giggling uncontrollably.

Hina took another sip of her glass of wine, "Okay! Okay! I want to go first! When I was like six, I saw a cat stuck in a tree and I thought 'oh! I wanna help it get down!'. So I climbed up the tree and it turned out, it wasn't a cat! It was a raccoon and it jumped out at me, making me fall." Hina burst out into laughter, "I didn't even break anything, just got a scratch on my nose from the raccoon!"

Emma giggled and patted her wife's arm, "That's not embarrassing, that's cute! Hmm, let me think, what did I ever do? Nothing obviously since I'm perfect!" Mikey snorted and Baji started rolling around on the ground laughing.

Emma suddenly made eye contact with Takemichi and a wave of 'fuck no' rushed over him. He knew what Emma was going to say now, and he did not want anyone finding out about that.

"This was actually the morning of the day that I met you babe, I, oh, Takemichi-kun, help me tell the story?" She asked, a teasing smile on her flushed face.

He felt people looking at him, Mikey's eyes boring into him in fact.

"I- I'm good Emma-chan, I really think you should think of another story."

"Oh no, now I'm interested. What did you two do?" Draken asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh I'll just say it!" Emma hiccuped, took a swig, kissed Hina and then continued, "So at the time I was like, in love with Draken," strong start "and I wanted to make him jealous! So I went to this karaoke bar that was popular with teens and-"

"Emma-chan! Really, there is no need to continue!" Takemichi interrupted, flustered.

"What the hell did you do with my sister?" Izana was now suddenly in front of him, fist clenched. Takemichi swore he saw his life flash before his eyes.

"Anyway! This is my story so shush! Anyway, I saw Takemichi-kun wandering around so I grabbed him and pulled him into my room and-"

"She just started undressing out of nowhere! And then she tried to kiss me and I ran away!" Takemichi shrieked.

Emma pouted, "I was getting there. Anyway, yeah, I tried to sleep with him because I wanted to make Draken jealous. It was so funny to see Takemichi-kun that night with his beautiful girlfriend who is now my wife."

"So that was why you called him a wussy boy that night?" Draken asked, trying to wrap his head around this newfound information.

Mikey was fuming at this information while everyone else was laughing. He couldn't believe his sister had gotten closer to doing anything romantic or sexual with Takemichi than he had. And the fact that this was right after Mikey had declared Takemichi as his bitch, ugh, unbelievable.

"Why were you even there by yourself at a karaoke bar?" Mikey asked through gritted teeth.

"Uh, well I was supposed to meet Akkun there, but he had to cancel at the last minute because he had to look after his little sister. No offence to Emma-chan, but I swear I had no idea that would happen."

"My uncle broke his neck tap dancing once," Peh-yan confessed.