Lying is a Sin, A Sin Hanagaki Takemichi Commits Too Often

Honeymoon - The Ninth Promise

Note: The rest of the story will be dated so you know the timeline

June 2nd, 2017

The day after the wedding, many painful headaches, sensitivity to light and extreme hunger; hangover. But everyone gathered from either their hotel room or the floor or the bushes (seriously, are you trying to copy your uncle Peh-yan?) to bid the newlyweds goodbye for their two week honeymoon to a secluded beach in Okinawa to enjoy the summer heat while it lasts.

Nearly everyone got completely shit faced. He shoved his hands further into his sweatpants and found himself glancing over at Mikey, who was hugging Emma and listing off all the fighting tactics he taught her if (or when as Mikey was making it sound) they encounter a land walking shark at the beach where they are staying. His chest tightened and he thought back to last night.

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June 2nd, 2017, very very very early in the morning

Right now, everyone is pretty drunk. Takemichi should have stopped a long time ago, no, he shouldn't have drunk at all. Hell, drinking alcohol with his medications was a dangerous mix but fuck it, he just wants to have some fun.

"Where is the weirdest or the most unconventional place you've ever had sex?" Baji asked everyone, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Umm, oh! Emma remember when we went to that festival?"

"Oh and the ferris wheel? Yeah, that was so scary at the same time! I was worried you weren't going to finish before the ride finished," Emma giggled.

The Sano's and Naoto made disgusted faces, not wanting to hear about their sisters sex lives.

"Shit! Fuyu, Tora, why haven't we thought of that? It sounds awesome!" Baji exclaimed.

"You're banned from festivals after you wrestled a clown. Anyway, I would say that the weirdest place I've had sex is a areoplane bathroom," Chifuyu said.

"Oh yeah, same for me, when we went down to Osaka," Kazutora added.

"What about you Draken?"

Draken subconsciously glanced over to Inui before smiling regretfully, "A bakery bathroom."

Takemichi gasped and glared at him, "You said Inui-kun was having stomach issues! You- you...oh my god. In my bathroom?!"

"I'm so sorry, our apartment was having repairs and we had no privacy-"

"My bathroom," Takemichi sobbed.

"Mikey?"

"I'm not doing this," he grumbled.

"Oh are you still a virgin Mikey?" Izana teased.

"Shut up, I'm not Shin."

"Excuse me, I'll have you know that foreigners love me."

"Gross! Takeomi is the only one who would ever touch you anyway."

"Keep me out of this."

Mikey had only ever had drunken sex with strangers to try and take his mind of Takemichi. There was no way he was saying that in front of everyone, even if most of them were too drunk to remember this conversation.

"I'd say that little canoe when we were exploring the little islands surrounding the Philippines." Kakucho admitted, his face going red. Izana smiled triumphantly beside him as he remembered that little trip.