mafia's mermaid//taekook

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They eventually arrived back at seokjin's house where they sat on the floor of the living room. Jimin originally was going to take some pictures of taehyung in his fishnets, but given the space that they had in the small changing room, a photoshoot was really not the best idea, especially since no one was ready to leave due to embarrassment .

Instead of waiting for the people outside to go away, the amazing idea that the mermaid, no, sorry, the merman could just change while three other people were in the same cabin came up and yes, that is what happened. They all had to turn around, pressing their foreheads against the cold wall and closing their eyes so that taehyung could change back into his old clothes.

Obviously space was limited, so they got kicked by the merman's elbows and knees not only once.

Definitely not an experience jeongguk would like to repeat.

And no, they did not buy the fishnets.

"Guys, we should play a game!" Jimin suggested excitedly and clapped his hands while shifting around on the floor to get more comfortable. The others nodded, looking at him expectantly, not bothering to come up with ideas by themselves. Jimin would do it anyways.

"Sooo..." The blonde looked at each of them, having his fun with playing the main role. "We can't have a good party without 'truth or dare', right?" He asked.

"Uggh, jimin, that's so basic." Jeongguk groaned and taehyung and seokjin laughed.

"I'm fine with it." The oldest of them stated and taehyung also nodded along.

"Wait... How come you know 'truth or dare'?" Jimin asked, looking at him, surprised. The merman literally knew nothing about anything, why did he suddenly know some basic party game? When he didn't even know what a party is?!

Now, taehyung was offended. "I may be a fish, but I am not stupid!" He glared at jimin. Playfully still, but non the less intimidating.

"No, it's fine, let's just play!" Jeongguk quickly shouted before the situation would escalate. Not that he expected them to fight, but still. "Jimin, truth or dare?"

Jimin pouted. A little fight would have totally lighted up the mood. "Dare."

"Ohh, he's starting bold." - "Bald?" - "Bold."

Seokjin facepalmed, didn't the merman just tell them that he is not stupid?

Meanwhile, jeongguk was deeply thinking of a good dare to start off the game. He didn't want to go too hard, but also not boring.

"Jimin, call three people and tell them you are pregnant. But act convincing."

Jimin sighed, but grabbed his phone none the less. "Who should I call?"

While jimin went through his contacts, taehyung leaned closer to jeongguk. "What's a pregnant?" He asked quietly, and the angel answered, just as quietly "Apperently a thing humans have. And it seems to be a big deal."

And with that their conversation already ended.

"I'm gonna call hoseok first." Jimin stated and started dialing the right number. "Im gonna kill you for this, jeongguk." The latter just playfully winked at him.

It was quiet for a moment, then hoseok picked up. Jimin immediately started faking a cry. "Hobi? I don't feel good." He sobbed into his phone and also turned the volume up so that the others could also hear it.

The three remaining ones had to hold back their laughter.

"What's up? Jiminie?" Hoseok asked, so concerned that jeongguk almost regretted the dare. Almost.

"Hobi, I think I am pregnant!" Jimin continued fake-crying. It was silent on the other side for a moment.

"What?"

The confusion and also the disbelief in hoseok's voice was painfully obvious.

"I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is. Or the mother, or-... I don't know, hobi, help!" Jimin sobbed.

They all were expecting an answer from hoseok now, but instead, another, quite familiar, voice could be heard now.

"Your cousin is fucking pregnant?"

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Sorry for not updating (actually I have no idea how long it's been, this is just my second account, so...) but here we are. This story is on crack right now, but I hope you like it? Thanks for reading! Byebye :)