mafia's mermaid//taekook

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As jeongguk had already expected, taehyung's excitement didn't hold on for a long time. He currently wasn't able to see the other, but the comments that came from inside the changing room were enough to come to this conclusion.

"What is this? Are you sure that this is how it's supposed to be? Why are there so many holes..."

Jimin and seokjin were standing in front of the curtain that separated taehyung from them and they were totally laughing their asses off. They had given the mermaid a pair of very short pants on top of the fishnets and jeongguk was only glad that he was able to take the skirt away from them.

That would have been a disaster.

"Guys, I think this thing that you call toe is stuck." The mermaid complained from the other side an Jimin instantly fell to the floor laughing.

Jeongguk facepalmed.

It took taehyung at least ten more minutes until he finally finished. Luckily, they were the only ones in the changing area, so they wouldn't embarrass themselves any further than they already did.

"Okay, I'll come out!" Taehyung warned. And of course seokjin and jimin literally wanted to understand this in the wrong way and started laughing even harder than they already did, choking even.

"Yes!" Jeongguk answered because the other ones definitely weren't able to.

So taehyung pulled the curtain away, revealing the outfit that the two crackheads chose for him. And jeongguk was so not ready for this. Seriously, how could anyone in a situation like this look this good, breathtaking even?

It shouldn't be allowed.

"What?" Taehyung asked, getting slightly insecure because no one was talking, just staring at him.

"Holy shit, why the fuck do you suddenly have muscles?" Jimin finally let out, his eyes growing bigger with every passing second.

And he was right. Just a few weeks ago the mermaid's legs had been literal sticks, which now had somehow transformed into really well shaped and nicely toned... well, yeah, legs.

Jeongguk couldn't close his mouth.

"Woah, you look so pretty!" Seokjin exclaimed, clapping his hands. "No, handsome!" Jimin immediately disagreed with him. "We should stop calling him a mermaid when he is a merman now." He pouted.

"Have I lost my cute baby fish now?" He wiped some fake tears away and put his hands over his heart.

But jeongguk, who had finally found his voice again, obviously had to disagree with his hyung once again. "How can you call him a merman when you  put him into women's clothing just 10 minutes ago?" He complained.

To answer this question, jimim just did a sassy hair flip with his very much non existent hair and rolled his eyes. "It's the 21st century, bitch." He said and he would totally have said more if that one woman wouldn't have entered the changing area just in this moment.

And of course the four men instantly panicked and ran into the small cabin all at once, closing the curtain and pressing themselves against the wall.

We very much don't know how they managed to leave the store again.

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Guys, it was totally not planned that suddenly everyone is on crack in this story, I was actually going for a bad boy jeongguk and a hot/confident taehyung kind of vibe. And suddenly everyone is made of cotton candy. Jimin is the worst, I wanted everyone to be cool and badass. *sad noises and maybe some tears*

I hope you enjoy and very big much great thanks many for reading, I love you