Don't come after me for these horrible pick up lines ok!
Aries- "Hi I'm an astronaut and my next mission is too explore Uranus~" -Masky
Taurus- "I heard you like playing video games. Maybe you can play with my joystick~" -Homicidal Liu
Gemini- "Do you know what would look good on you? Me~" -Jeff the killer
Cancer- "Your daddy must have been a baker. Because you got the nicest set of buns I ever seen~" -Kagekao
Leo- "Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear~" - Hoodie
Virgo- "Your like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast~" - Ej
Libra- "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" - Lulu
Scorpio- "Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on~" - Jane the killer
Sagittarius- "That outfit would look great crumpled heap next to my bed~" - Clockwork
Capricorn- "My mom told me to follow my dreams..Can I follow you till the end?" -Lazari
Aquarius- "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart!" - Nurse Ann
Pisces- "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?" - Judge Angels
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Creepypasta zodiac signs
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