AUTHORS NOTE!!!(its REALLY important)

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crap i forgot wat i was gonna say.......... mmmmmmmmmm : /

wow i am really at a loss for wat i was gonna say

bacon? no. jumping? no. did it involve breathing under water? ...... mmmm no.....  flying? i dont think so. wat about.....

I REMEMBER NOW!!!!!

OK so I just wanted to tell all of my fans that I love u!!!

CARRRRL! theres a dead human in our house!

OH! hey, how did he get here?

CARRRL! what did u dooo!?!

me! ack uck. i didnt do this!

explain what happened carl.

ive never seen him before in my life!

WHY did u kill this person carl!?!?

i do not kill people. that is, that is my least favorite thing to do.

tell me carl, wat u were doing before i got home.

alright well i was upstairs

ok

i was sitting in my room

yes

reading a book

and uh, well. this guy walked in

ok

so i walked up to him

yes

and i uh, i stabbed him 37 times in the chest

*pause*

CARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

oh oh uh wow. i didnt kno that

how could u not kno that!?!

yeah, im in the wrong here. i suck

what happen to his hands?

whats that?

his hands. why are they missing?

i uh, kinda cooked them up. and ate them.

*pause*

CARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i, uh i was hungry. and u kno. when u crave hands thats...

why on earth would you do that!?!?

i was hungry for hands. gimmy a break.

CARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL

my stomach was making the rumblies

CARL!

the rumblies that only hands would satisfy

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CARL!?!?!

well i kill people and eat hands. thats, thats two things.

THE END!

hahahahahahahahahaha dude. llama's with hats. :) they rock!! THEY HAVE FOUR DIFFERENT VIDEOS OUT!!! ok i loooove llama's with hats. dont bash. :) go on youtube and look up "llamas with hats" u WONT be dissapointed... unless u have a weak stomach... HAHAHA :) annny way....

love you all

<3 Phillip Sam Mathius

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