At blue base, Tucker and Caboose are talking on the upper level.
Tucker: Man, Caboose. You were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?
Caboose: Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping.
Tucker: That's pretty much how you function while you're awake, too.
Caboose: I think consistency is important.
The camera changes to show Church.
Church: Well, you look ok. Then again, that's just the armor. How do you feel?
Caboose: Great! ...Who're you?
Church: Oh, come on! Not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?
Caboose: Oh, of course! I remember you... you're Marvin!
Church: I'm Church!
Caboose: I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil.
Church: You killed me with the tank.
Caboose: Dave!
Church: You insulted my girlfriend. You called her a cow.
Caboose: Karen!
Tucker: Dude, he called her a slut.
Caboose: Phineas?
Church: Your whole life is based around pleasing me.
Caboose: Wally.
Church: In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend.
Caboose: Milo?
Caboose turns around and whispers to Tucker, but it is loud enough that Church can hear.
Caboose: Psst. The new guy is pretty full of himself.
Church looks at him surprised.
Church: New guy? What the- I'm not the new guy. You're the new guy!
Tucker: I don't know. I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie.
Church glares at Tucker.
Church: Oh, yea? Could you get used to me beating you to death?
Caboose, again, turns to Tucker.
Caboose: Psst. What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.
Church throws his hands and head in the air in anger.
Church: Oh, son of a bitch.
Caboose: Susan?
The camera then switches to red base, where Donut is attempting to jump onto the upper level, with Grif watching over him from above. Donut is making grunting noises as he jumps.
Grif: Donut, there is no way you can jump that high.
Donut pauses for a second after he lands.
Donut: Yes I can.
Donut continues jumping, chanting "Yes I can!" as he jumps. Simmons walks up to Grif. Simmons looks at Donut confused then at Grif.
Simmons: What the hell is he doing?
Grif grins at him.
Grif: Losing a bet.
Donut lands back on the lower floor.
Donut: Oh, I almost got it that time! Are you sweating yet, sucker?
Grif looks at Donut.
Grif: No, I can't sweat. Simmons' stupid sweat glands don't even work right.
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