Don't Ask // l.payne

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY HARRY!!!!

The crowd counted down with the timer until they hit one and we were shoved onstage.

"We're not telling you our name!!!" Louis screamed and stomped his foot like a stubborn child.

I went dark red and looked to Liam multiple times for support, he smiled and nodded every time.

"Okay! Since there are enough of us, we can do this! Curly, bring up the question!" Niall yelled and Harry tapped away on his phone.

"An FAQ of ours is 'which direction is one direction'?" Zayn pointed to the screen behind us.

"Well,"

"We,"

"Made,"

"Up,"

"Our,"

"Minds!!" I finished.

"Ateeeen-HUT!!" Louis screamed and we lined up.

Liam, Niall, Harry, Zayn, Louis them me, a sly smirk connected between each of us.

"My good people! Which direction?!"

Liam pointed up.

Niall pointed down.

Harry pointed to his left.

Zayn pointed to his right.

Louis pointed forewords and I pointed backwards in less than five seconds.

We looked over our line as if all of us were wrong, when in all reality, we planned this.

We huddled together and acted like  we were conversing, then broke apart and assumed positions.

"Alright." Niall sighed and rubbed his hands together, "NOW which direction?"

We pointed to a completely different direction and the crowd laughed yet again.

"It's not that haaaaard!!" Louis whined and this time, the boys and I laughed.

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"S-oo-per MA-A-AN!!!" I screamed and buzzed around the stage like an airplane.

"Captain America.....from IRELAND.....captain Ireland!!!!" Niall copied me.

"Thor!!!" Louis bellowed, jumped off his stool and followed us as our captive audience howled in laughter.

"Wouldn't Jazzmyn be super woman?" Zayn asked while screwing the cap on his water bottle.

I froze, let Lou and Niall pass me, then slowly made my way over to Zayn on his stool.

I came face-to-face with him and shoved my index finger into his chest.

"Never.doubt.my.power." I said then continued to buzz around with the two boys.

"Batman!" Liam yelled and followed Iron man, a.k.a Harry.

I sat on my stool and chugged down water, so the other boys copied.

"Hey boys! Wanna know something?" I screwed my cap on and put my feet on the stool ridges.

They nodded and the audience hushed.

"Simon told me to do something....but without your permission!" I wiggled my eyebrows and their expressions turned to horror.

"Who wants to know some secrets!?!" I bellowed into  the mic and the crowd screamed.

"NO!!!" the boy's deep voices hummed together.

"I'll take that as a yes!! Did you know that Niall hugs his Obama figure at random times? Zayn sings Hannah Montana songs.....in the SHOWER!! Louis secretly hates carrots! He was being sarcastic!! Harry has a diary!!!!" I fired before they tackled me to the ground and started tickling me until I screamed.