Awkward

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"Laying down game! Whoo! Dan screamed and purposefully threw himself on the ground as Phil just backed away, I knew that instant that he stuck his foot out and tripped me.

As he walked past me, I turned over, shot up, grabbed his shirt collar and yanked him down. Bad idea. He landed with one knee on my stomach and the other on my hip. I groaned but managed to flip over, straddling him and giving him the death glare.

Dan was still laying face first behind me during this, when a fourteen-year-old girl walked over, hands on hips, watching him, silently staring as if she was watching roadkill, then randomly blurted, "The game!" she ran away, laughing and flailing her arms.

I stared at Dan, very confused, he turned his head to face Phil and I and just groaned.

I slowly turned back to Phil, "Hi, there!" I said in a sickly sweet voice.

He waved with an innocent, scared look on his face, "You know what I'm gonna do for one: tripping me, two: walking away after I face-planted and three: damaging the only things that gets me jobs?"

He gave me a confused look.

"My body!"

His look changed to scared again.

Dan had gotten up during this and laughed, "She's gonna flick you to death!"

Phil turned to me again and chuckled, his brow furrowed, "How's flicking supposed to be punishment?"

I gave him another smile and snapped my long, bony fingers at the center of his forehead.

"Ow!"

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After Phil's "punishment", we went around the mall some more and I got into talking about One Direction and the concert tonight, and, of course, how I was dreading it.

"I really don't wanna go but Cam won't go by herself. She also got front row seats and backstage passes! . . . Yay?" It kind of came out as a question.

Dan stopped in front of me, which in turn, made me stop. He turned on his heel to face me.

"Clothes?" he quizzed.

I sighed and gave him a I'm-Kinda-Listening look.

"Love, I've seen your wardrobe, it isn't enough. You need to fit in with all the screaming, crazed twelve-year-olds!" he pulled his heavily decorated hands out his pockets and waved them for emphasis.

I moved my mouth but no noise came through my throat. I sighed, "Fine, what the heck."

As long as I'm going, I'm gonna look drop-dead perfect, right?

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When we finished, we had at least one bag from each store on the east side of the mall. We shoved it all into my car and I drove them back to their flat. They got out, waved goodbye and slammed the doors. I glanced over at the clocked radio, 8:30.

Oh, shoot! I'm going to be late!

I turned out of the lot and sped home.

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When I got home, I got mouth from Cameron but she stopped when she saw all the bags, "Yay! Jazzy got some clothes!"

I sighed, which I had been doing a lot of, ran up the stairs and into the bathroom. I dropped my bags to my sides, stripped and jumped in the warm shower, rinsing my hair enough to fix the mess it was.

I got out and immediately got dressed, I opened the Jack Wills bag and pulled out a bustier and pink skinny jeans, laid them on the marble counter, and stared at them with my hands on my hips, happy with my decision.

I slipped on a pair of neon yellow knickers and matching lace covered bra from Aerie that Phil and Dan got me . . . and told me about on the ride home, laughing and singing: "Merry Chrsitmas!" over and over again.

I slipped on the jeans and pulled my hair into a high, wrap pony-tail. After I put in new hoop earrings and slipped on the same black Toms - that I loved - , I slapped on the same snap-back I had on, just for Cameron.

I walked out of my bathroom and ran into my bedroom, trying to escape the cold air.

In my room I picked up my Prada bag and put on my old Armani jacket. Gifts from my not-so-wealthy parents. They bought the bag off eBay for my 17th birthday, so I have lots of Armani, Gucci, Chanel and Prada stuff laying around my room, and the jacket was my pay for an advert job.

I headed downstairs, where Cam was in the media room, and when I bounced in, her mouth fell open and she laughed, "Forgetting something?"

I looked down at myself and felt my face completely redden. I had completly forgotten my shirt.

I jumped back upstairs, snatched it off the counter and pulled it on.

I practically flew down the stairs and ran into the kitchen, when I saw Cam my mouth fell open, she was beautiful. Her makeup was simple and her cute grey skirt and cream crop top went perfectly with her soft pink stilettos.

"Shall we?" she asked.

"We shall!"

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We got to the stadium with our VIP passes, which Cam had bought last year, and sat in our front row seats.

Cam went on and on about how she would touch them, kiss them and possibly jump on stage, I didn't care enough to even flinch at the last one.

I stared at my mobile, playing Draw Something with my little brother - who was 16 - back home.

He had just finished his "photographer" sketch when everyone let out piercing screams, claps and this one girl behind me literally started crying.

I pursed my lips and sighed, but when I saw the five lads who walked on stage I felt all blood leave my face as it dropped.

It was the boys from the mall.

He looked at me, surprised, then winked. I sighed and held my face in my hands as they started singing.

I couldn't see him back stage!

Thankfully Cameron was screaming too loud, dancing too much, to look over at me and notice my utter revolt, confusion, anger and emmbaressment . . . I really shouldn't have gone all Latin witch on them . . .

(A.N.) okgurlys...and guylys? so I know I wouldn't read a peice AT ALL if the darn story only had 1 chapter, so forget the challenge (for now) and read the next few chapters! when you get a feel for the story, let me know if you'll read it or not, HONESTLY! so that i can make changes. I stayed up till 1 a.m. last night (this morning?) uploading this and now its 3:06 and i'm almost finished, I really want you guys to like it so i'm working hard!! um you can only put 1 link so i put the link to jazzmyns concert outfit, but when you get there, u will see camerons outfit as well!

1.) this chapter is dedicated to carefree2222 cus I TOTALLY SHIP HELLA!!!!!! moremoremoremore! like go.read.her.storys.NOW!!!!!

2.) I will try to put the outfits on the side, theres no song today but trust me....there will be tons!

3.) pic of dan and phil....i will hurt you if you don't know who they are!!!

4.) is how old my little sister is!!!! bieeeeeeey!!!!

12/6/13 Still editing! Man, it's going to be a lot of work! Thank you so much if you're still reading this!

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