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Xie Lian = I cant take this anymore! Someone needs to take me out!
Hua Cheng *spawning out of nowhere* = In a dating type of way?
Jun Wu *come out of his secret hideout* = Or in the assassination type of way?
Xie Lian *too angry to care* = I dont know?! Surprise me!
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Qi Rong = Hey Xie Lian
Xie Lian = What?
Qi Rong = The floor is lava
Xie Lian = *pushes Qi Rong onto the floor*
Hua Cheng = That's my gege!!
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Some really rude martial god = Hey, did you hear about the idiot that ascended three times, and refused the second ascension?
Hua Cheng *spawning outta nowhere* = Hehehe, your dead meat bitch.
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Hua Lian = I hate my last name!
Hua Cheng = Why?
Hua Lian = Because it's not your last name ;)
Hua Cheng = Gege, do you not remember us getting married last night :'(
Hua Lian = I was just flirting San Lang!!!!
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Goushi = How does Xie Lian get out of problems?
Mu Qing and Feng Xin = He doesn't. He makes a bigger mess out of the problem.
Goushi *sighs* = Same old Xie Lian...
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Hua Cheng = I am the most responsible person in this room.
Xie Lian = But you just burned down 33 martial gods temples!
Hua Cheng = Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
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Xie Lian = Why are you sad?
Me = I don't know.
Hua Cheng = So, just for no reason?
Me = Oh! No, no. There are plenty of reasons, just need to figure out which one it is this time.
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Fanfictionmaybe funny, maybe sad. The title says it all😁 //original by - thereal_kusai\\ //date created - Jan 5th, 2022\\
