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[Mo Ran and Xue Meng sitting in jail]
Xue Meng : So who should we call?
Mo Ran : I'd say shizun, but I feel safer in jail.
Chu Wanning *outta nowhere* : MO RAN AND XUE MENG!!
Mo Ran and Xue Meng : Fuck.
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Chu Wanning : I Currently have 7 notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Mo Ran : Put spaghetti in them
Chu Wanning : I am no longer taking suggestions from you.
Xue Meng : Put spaghetti in them.
Chu Wanning : I'm no longer taking suggestions from the both of you.
Xue Zhengyong : Put spaghetti in them.
Chu Wanning *spawns tianwen*
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Mo ran 0.5: Chu Fei~
Mo ran 1.0: Shizun~
Mo ran 2.0: Wanning ~
Chu Wanning: I... Love them all
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Taxian Jun : I'll give you anything you want.
Chu Wanning : Kill yourself.
Taxian Jun : ...
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Xue Meng : Taxian Jun isn't answering his phone
Chu Wanning : I'll call
Shi Mei : Shizun me and Young Master have both tried six times each, I don't think he will-
Taxian Jun : Hello?!
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Chu Wanning : ... Just skip to the part were you piss me off.
Mo Ran : That would be all of it- :D
Chu Wanning : Shit.
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Xue Ming : Oh no! I'm gonna have PTMRD?!
Mo Ran, Chu Wanning and Shi Mei : ?
Xue Ming : Post traumatic Mo Ran disorder!!
Chu Wanning : Oh I have had that for a while now.
Mo Ran : That's not what you said last night ;)
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!¡ 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖈 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘 !¡ ꌃ꒒ ꈤꂦꃴꍟ꒒ ꂦꈤꍟꌗꃅꂦ꓄ꌗ !¡
Fanfictionmaybe funny, maybe sad. The title says it all😁 //original by - thereal_kusai\\ //date created - Jan 5th, 2022\\
