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Shen QingQiu = We all have our demons.
Shen QingQiu *dragging Luo Binghe* = This one is mine.
Luo Binghe *while crying* = Shizun!
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Shen QingQiu = *Saves Liu Qingge*
Liu Qingge = Ah, this is nothing. These feelings will fade eventually.
Liu Qingge *5 years later, at bingqiu's wedding* = Any moment now.
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Shen QingQiu *loses Lou Binghe in a crowd* = Finally...
Luo Binghe *not even five minutes later* = SHIZUN!!
Shen QingQiu = So much for a break.
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Shen QingQiu = I'm trying out a new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?
Luo Binghe = Oh! Me me!
Shen QingQiu = Thank y-
Shen QingQiu = ...
Shen QingQiu = This a marriage certificate.
Luo Binghe *mood swing* = And?
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Shen QingQiu = Why are you running?
Yin Yu = A wild animal is after me...
Shen QingQiu = Oh, same dude!
Luo Binghe and Quan Yizhen = SHIZUNNNNNNNN/SHIXIONGGGGGGGGG
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Shen QingQiu = You've got big hands.
Luo Binghe = You know what else is big?
Shen QingQiu = ...What?
Luo Binghe = My love for shizun <3
[OG] Luo Binghe = My heavenly pillar.
Shen QingQiu = I don't know which one turned me on-
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Mobei Jun: I'm the demon king, my future spouse must be noble, organized, and graceful—
Shang Qinghua: Hello my ki— *trips over air, falls on his face, a bucket falls, spills water all over his clothes*
Mobei Jun: I want this one.
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Fanfictionmaybe funny, maybe sad. The title says it all😁 //original by - thereal_kusai\\ //date created - Jan 5th, 2022\\