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Yu Shengyan - So, I heard the ladies like the bad boys
Bian Yanmei - And?
Yu Shengyan - Lucky for them, Shizun said I'm bad in a lot of things! No, Shizun said I'm bad at everything!
Bian Yanmei - ... Mm.
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Shen Qiao - So what do you do in your free time?
Yan Wushi - I stalk people.
Shen Qiao - Ok... I like to swim.
Yan Wushi - I know.
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Qiu Zhen - I have finally prevented His Majesty from being despised by his people.
Gongsun Qian - You ruined a perfectly good emperor is what you did. Look at him. He's got depression.
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Yan Wushi *watching Shen Qiao grabbing an eraser after he gave him to Sang Jingxing*
Yan Wushi - A-qiao, what's that?
Shen Qiao - An eraser
Yan Wushi - What for?
Shen Qiao - Erasing my feelings. Fuck you by the way.
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Shen Qiao - So...
Shen Qiao - I'm in love.
Shen Qiao - With Sect Leader Yan.
Shen Qiao - Fuck, I'm in love with Sect Leader Yan.
Yu Shengyan - ...
Yu Shengyan - OUR Sect Leader Yan?
Shen Qiao - Yes?
Shen Qiao - ... Thoughts?
Yu Shengyan - And prayers.
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Shen Qiao - Sect leader Yan, why do you keep dropping things on purpose?
Yan Wushi - Because i know A-Qiao will catch them for me~
Shen Qiao - ....
Yu Shengyan - ....
Yu Shengyan - Shizun was looking at your ass
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Bai Rong - At least I'm going to die doing something I love.
Shen Qiao - And that is...?
Bai Rong - Dying.
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Fanfictionmaybe funny, maybe sad. The title says it all😁 //original by - thereal_kusai\\ //date created - Jan 5th, 2022\\