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JXZ: Am I joke to you :'(
WWX: Yes.
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Wei WuXian: why not use resentful energy to-
Lan QiRen: are you that mentally enslaved and intellectually subservient and intellectually molested and ideologically moles-
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Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: You're really great. I like you. Or in other words, I fancy you, I love you, I want you, I can't leave you, I whatever you. I want to night-hunt with you for the rest of my life.
Jin Guangyao: That could be us er-ge but you playin.
Lan Xichen: ....
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Jiang Cheng: You've been listening to the same fucking anime opening for the past four hours.
Jiang Cheng: You don't even know what they're saying.
Wei Wuxian: Yeah, but I feel it in my kokoro.
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Lan Qiren: Your brother has ten apples. You ask for half of his apples. How many apples do you now have?
Lan Wangji: Five apples
Jin Zixuan: None. Knowing my brothers, they're probably all poisoned
Nie Huaisang: I don't like apples
Wei Wuxian: You really think he'd give me apples?
Jiang Cheng *very bitterly* : Ten apples and his golden core.
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Nie Huaisang: What time is it?
Wei Wuxian: I don't know; pass me that flute, and we'll find out.
Wei Wuxian: *plays flute loudly and terribly*
Jiang Cheng: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Wei Wuxian *proudly*: It's 2 am.
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Wei Wuxian: Sandwich. *throws sandwich at JC*
Jiang Cheng: Oh, right. *catches it*
Wei Wuxian: Coffee. *throws coffee at JC*
Jiang Cheng: What?! No, no, no!
Wei Wuxian: Hahaha, got you! That one's empty, this is the real one! I've been planning that for ages! The look on your face...
Jiang Cheng: *glares venomously, covered in coffee*
Wei Wuxian: *looks down at empty coffee cup in hand*
