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Zhou Zishu = I want to hear the three words.
Wen KeXing = I love you ♡
Zhou Zishu = That's sweet but try again.
Wen KeXing *sighs* = I will behave.
Zhou Zishu *smiles* = Good.
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Zhou Zishu = A relationship should always be in equal halves. Wen KeXing cooks dinner while I sat at the dining table looking pretty.
Wen KeXing = That's not eq!-
Zhou Zishu = Cook slave.
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Wen KeXing = I wasn't that drunk last night!
Gu Xiang = You flirted with Zhou Zishu.
Wen KeXing = You do realise he's my husband?
Gu Xiang = You asked if he was single and cried when he said he wasn't.
Wen KeXing = ... On the plus side A-Xu was drunk enough to not recognise me and not cheat!
Gu Xiang = He was playing with you.
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Zhao Jing = You're clearly straight from hell.
Wen KeXing = I'm clearly gay from hell but go off I guess.
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Zhou Zishu = Ye BaiYi, please keep an eye on Wen KeXing. he's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Ye BaiYi = Sure! I'd love to see that youngster get punched!
Zhou Zishu = Try again...
Ye BaiYi *after sighing loudly* = I will... Stop Wen KeXing from getting punched.
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Gu Xiang = I dare you to kiss the next person that enters this room!
Wen KeXing = Like hell I will! I'm not kissing any of you!
*Zhou Zishu walks into the room*
Wen KeXing = Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know!
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Wen Kexing: Welp, that went bad! Murder wasn't on today's agenda!
Zhou Zishu: Murder was never on anybody's agenda!
Wen Kexing: It's on mine, just not until Thursday.
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Fanfictionmaybe funny, maybe sad. The title says it all😁 //original by - thereal_kusai\\ //date created - Jan 5th, 2022\\
