Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

Scenario #17

-1-

Hermione: Do you remember that Slytherin you punched in the face last week

Y/N: Which one? I punched like three

Hermione: The one who- I am sorry WHAT?!?!

-2-

*You being drunk*

Y/N: I have loved you~ siNce We wEree 13~

Hermione: We met when we were like 15 *chuckles*

Y/N: ... *you stare at her*

Y/N: I HavE bEen staLkiNg youuu since i wAs 13~

-3-

Hermione: Clean your room! 

Y/N: No

Hermione: My house. My rules.

Y/N: Then, clean your house *smiles*

Hermione: I-

-4-

*You at the battle ground*

Voldemort: Who the fuck are you?

Y/N: I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp dick unicorn.

Y/N That's who the fuck I am

*eveyone staring*

Hermione from the back: Get your ass here!

-5-

Y/N: ArE yoU rEAdY to DiE??

Hermione: No

Y/N: Areyoureadytocuddle?

Hermione: No-.... WAIT-

Y/N: Alright Bye!

-6-

Y/N: Keep your eyes close! I have a surprise!!! *excited*

Hermione: Did you clean your room?

Y/N: I said surprise, not miracle :|

-7-

Ginny: Did you get many spankings as a kid?

Y/N: As a kid?... no

*Harry raises his eyebrows*

*You realize what you said*

Y/N: Wait- I am- no-

Ron: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Y/N: I mean- I-

*Hermione smirking in corner*

-8-

Y/N: All I want

Ginny: Oh no, not again-

Y/N: Is for someone to walk up to me

Harry: What's going on here?

Y/N: Look me in the eyes, put their hands on my face and very passionately...

Ron: Kiss you?

Y/N: Twist as hard as they can and put me out of my fucking misery!!! Argh!

Hermione Yes guys... that I.D.I.O.T., is my girlfriend.

-9-

Y/N: I look so ugly * sigh*

Hermione: You are cute baby

Y/N: I know, I just wanted you to say it *wink*

-10-

Hermione: Now what do we say to people who want to get to know us?

Y/N: Welcome to the shit show!

Hermione: No.... 

Some small scenarios shit for you all- duh----- !!!!!!! T-T
Hope you guys like it! Thanks for reading!! Comment your thoughts! 

ps: I have started the story and its turning out a bit okay, 1/4th of the part is done. Still lots are left...