Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

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Hermione: How dare you!?!

Y/n: You can calm down, I will be waiting outside

Hermione: If you walk out of that door- we are done!!

Y/n: *climbs out of the window*

Hermione: That genius bitch-

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Ron *confused*: Why are Y/n and Hermione sitting back to back?

Harry: They had a fight

Ron: Then why are they holding hands?

Harry: You know how sad they get when they fight

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Y/n *shouts*: Why should I make my bed when I am going to unmake it to go to sleep anyways!?

Hermione *looks up*: Why should I feed you when you are going to die anyways?

Y/n *scared*: I will go make my bed-

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_Midnight_

Y/n: *screams*

Hermione: What!?

Y/n: Something just brushed against my left leg!

Hermione: What was it!?

Y/n: ...oh, no, it's okay! It was just my right leg

Hermione: . . .

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Hermione: *bathing Crookshanks*

Y/n: *enters*

Hermione: Y/n no-

Y/n: That's some wet ass puss-

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Ron: FOUR MONTHS!!

Ginny: What's wrong with him??

Harry: What??

Hermione: What happened?

*Fred and George laughing so hard*

Y/n *trying not to laugh*: Oh, it's nothing really...

Ron: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!!!!

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Nik:
And that's all for today guyssssss!!!! See you next time!!! Bye!! Love ya ❤❤❤❤