Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

Scenario #49

*Everyone in Great Hall*

Draco: Hermione, if one of us saw Y/n with another girl would you want us to tell you?

Hermione *agitated*: Why? Who'd you see her with?

Draco *nervous*: No one. I'm just saying if we...

*Ron, amused while eating his chicken*

Hermione *takes out her wand*: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!

Draco: AHHH- No one- Nothing-

*Fred and George enjoying*

Draco: Y/n's a great girl! It was hypothetical!!!

Hermione *eyeing Draco*: All right.

*Draco scared*

*Harry laughing amused*

Ginny *smirk*: Yeah Mione, Y/n's great. He's right, she wouldn't cheat.

Draco: Believe me, if I did see her with someone, there's no way...

*Hermione in action, pointing her wand at Draco* 

Hermione: WHO DID YOU SEE HER WITH!??!?

Draco *running to Harry*: AHHHHHH!!

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*After the fight*

Y/n: Hey Mione, have you ever thought... Voldemort was like- a teenage girl?

Hermione: Wut-?

*Ron confused*

Y/n: He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores and-

*pats Harry on the back*

Y/n: An obsession over the famous boy-

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*After the Slytherin's quidditch practice game*

Blaise: You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actually like her, and might want something real? Look the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Parkison, okay? I didn't think I would ever love again.

Draco: Come on-

Theodore: Blaise-

Blaise: Ok

Hermione: Hey Y/n/n!

Y/n *cutting off between the trio*: Um, excuse me for a minute-

Y/n: Guys! This is Hermione you know, my girlfriend.

*Kisses Hermione*

Y/n: I will see you all later!

Draco: O-ok

*Theodore and Blaise shook*

Draco *gulp*: Uh, well Blaise, I guess we have no problem *eye pointing towards Y/n*

Blaise *awkward smile*: It's like my favourite fairytale come true! 

Theodore: ⊙.☉

Blaise: The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!

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Byee byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee