Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

Shorts-

-In Gryffindor's Common room-

Hermione: Can I talk to you for a moment? In private?

Y/n: Oooooooooooooh someone's in trouble~

Y/n: Aaaaand it's me! ... I don't know why I did that

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Hermione: Where's Y/n?

Ginny: Doing stuff

Hermione: Don't like the sound of that, where are Harry and Ron?

Ginny: Stopping Y/n from doing the stuff

Hermione: Fred and George?

Ginny: Stopping Harry and Ron so that Y/n can do the stuff

Hermione: And you?

Ginny: Distracting you so Y/n can do the stuff

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Hermione: I need some space

Y/n: SO YOU ARE REALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME HUH!?!?

Hermione: YOU'RE TAKING UP ALL THE SPACE ON BED YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT- I JUST NEED SOME SPACE

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Y/n: I have been fucking-

Ron: oh- you HAVE BEEN FUCKING?

Harry: Wot-?

Y/n: Please let me finish my sentence-

Ron: Y/NN HAS BEEN FUCKING!!!

Hermione:... me of course-

Y/n: Shut- 

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Y/n: If you have any questions, let me know

Ron: I have a question

Y/n: Cool, thanks for letting me know

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Nik:

It has been so long-

since I have updated-

I am almost dead-

AlmOsT-

things are never the same as before- 

because now I am in college- 

and there are many draft stories-

which are pending- 

and you will get them in the upcoming days- 

now I will eat some popcorn- 

while you read this chapter- 

Bye-bye- 

Special note:

also, take care- 

also, drink water- 

Also, love you goys-