Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

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Ron: Alright. Who the fuck's idea was it to go drinking with Hermione?

Harry: As if, Y/n wasn't already killing us for coming here.

Ginny: But seriously, who gave her fire whiskey?

Drunk Fred: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

George: I wasn't nearly anywhere involved in this!!

Drunk Hermione: Weeeeeeee wuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Luna: Really?

Ginny: Alright guys time's over! Let's head back now!

Fred and Hermione: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ginny: We didn't ask your opinion!!!

Fred and Hermione: ...

Ginny: That's what I thought. Now George takes Fred, Me and Luna will clean up here and Harry and Ron take Hermione to Y/n.

Harry and Ron: You want us to die!!!!

'Just one stern glare from Ginny'

Harry: Nevermind.

Ron: I can't believe I am agreeing to this.

Ginny: Does anyone else have any other questions?

'Fred and Hermione slump in their seats sulking'

Ginny: Good. Now shoo shoo-

'Ginny shoos everyone away except Luna'

Golden Trio:

Ron: It's a death wish!!

Harry: Y/n will be fuming red as we enter the Common room-

Drunk Hermione: AAHHH-

'Ron and Harry instantly turning back'

Drunk Hermione on the floor: I want Y/n!

Ron: C'mon Mione we are already going to her

Drunk Hermione, rolling on the floor: NOOO! I want Y/n hereeeeee-!!!!

'Harry gulps and takes a place beside Hermione'

Harry: I am good mate, go get Y/n. I will take care of Mione.

'Ron, disappointed but not surprised'

Ron: *mumbling* Snitch-

Common Room: 

'You pacing around the Common room'

'You notice Ron'

'Ron sees you'

'Ron panics'

'You stomp over to Ron'

Ron: C-calm down!

Y/n: *mumbling* Calm? - *shouts* Calm down!!? Where is Hermione??! And Potter!?

Ron: F-first listen- I'll take you to Hermione. Talk to her. It was Fred...

Y/n: Wot- ? 

Ron: *panics* I-IT WAS FRED N-NOT ME!

Y/n: Okay, Take me to her.

Ron: *thinking* Easy... *sighs in relief*

Harry and Hermione:

Drunk Hermione: I love Y/n

Harry: I know

Drunk Hermione in shock: HOW!?

Uninterested Harry with eyes narrowed to Hermione: Seriously?

Drunk Hermione with a cute pout: It was a secret-

Uninterested Harry: And that secret was not a secret anymore, since three years ago.

Drunk Hermione: Whot-

Y/n when reaches:

Y/n: Hermione-?

'Drunk Hermione jumped on her girlfriend'

Hermione: Y/n/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

'2 minutes silence'

'Harry and Ron seeing each other'

'Harry and Ron fades away'

Y/n: C'mon darling let's go to my room and I will talk to you in the morning-

Hermione: Let's have sex-

To be continued...