Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

Random shit***

Y/n: Don't you think this is crazy?

Hermione: What?

Y/n: My heart is beating so loudly right now

Hermione *blushing*: Why?

Y/n: There's a cockroach near your feet...

Hermione: ...

Hermione: AHHHHHHH!

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Hagrid: Ronald you're standing too close, I'm claustrophobic

Ron: What does that mean?

Y/n: It means that he is afraid of Santa Claus

Hagrid: No-

Ron *trying to act like Santa*: HO HO HO!

Y/n: STOP IT RON YOU'RE SCARING HIM!!

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Y/n *exhales*: Mione, how's my breath?

Hermione *impressed*: Just like flowers. How did you do that?

Y/n: I just ate two flowers

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*Goblet of fire Interview*

Rita Seeker: Y/n, what power do you have that others don't?

Y/n *hair flips and smirk*: Hermione 

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Y/n: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off each other-

Hermione: You didn't do the dishes, did you?

Y/n: I did not

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Y/n: Don't worry about it. Trust me you're way cuter than her. You've got this *points at Hermione's chest*

Hermione: My nipple?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Your heart.

A/n: Long time no see. Friends. ................

GAHHHHHHHHHHH

How are you ALL????? 

Me: I am alive 

ps: Next update will be Part 3 of 'Our Cats'. Stay tuned!!!!