Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

Scenario #22

-1-

Y/N: Let me raise a toast. To the girl I love the most. In the whole world~

Hermione: Please don't say my name. Please don't say my name.

Y/N: Luna!

*Hermione deadpan glaring*

-2-

Hermione: I kissed Y/N today, her lip balm tasted like cherry. *shouts*

Ginny: No, it was coconut. *shouts back*

*Both snapped their heads to each other*

-3-

Snape: You cannot date Draco

Draco: You cannot date Harry either

*You who's in a secret relationship with Hermione ('ｖ｀) *

-4-

Draco: Granger truth or dare?

Hermione *smirks*: Dare

Ginny *smirks back*: Whatever [Y/N] will say the next you gotta do that

*All of them laughing*

*[Y/N] being clumsy, stumbles into the couch*

Y/N: OH FUCK ME!

*Pin drop silence*

Hermione: Well, I don't mind-

-5-

Harry *okay if that's true.. * : [Y/N], are you and Hermione are dating?

Y/N *shit* : No, of course not.

Harry *this going to work LMAO* : What do bees make?

Y/N *what does he mean!? * : Honey!

Hermione *I luv u [N/n], my girl ;) * : Yes baby?

Y/N *I hate you potter, yasssss :) * : Harry- I- no, I mean-

Harry smirking and wiggling his eyebrows

Lalalalallalallaaaaaaaaaa~ woosh~ What do you say?~