Hermione Granger x Fem reader [oneshots]

Random shit***

Y/n: You fell for me, admit it

Hermione: You tripped me

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Hermione: Like... I know we're just friends... but I always see us as something more

Y/n: I am glad you brought that up. Sometimes I imagine us as dinosaurs, I think I was the only one.

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Hermione: What are we?

Y/n: People

Hermione: No, like... what are we?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: We are witches

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Y/n: Hermione, I need a favor from you

Hermione: I am not giving you a lap dance again

Harry: Lap dance!?

Ron: Again!??!?

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Y/n: Psh... Psh... Hermione, wake up

Hermione *annoyed*: What is it!?

Y/n: When butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Hermione: ...

Y/n: ...

Hermione: Y/n, what the fuck!?

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Y/n: I like your new pants

Hermione: Thanks, they were 50% off

Y/n *smirk*: I'd like them better if they were 100% off

Hermione: The store can't give clothes away for free

Y/n: That's not what I mea-

Hermione: That's a terrible way to learn a business Y/n *walks away*

Hermione *after realizing*: Oh fuck-

A/n: Yay. Four more exams to go and I feel like shit after two only :)

Thanks for reading!