The Anime Bible

HETALIA GIRLS

IDK IF ANY OF YOU HAVE NOTICED BUT I UPLOADED A NEW FIC ABOUT THE HETALIA GIRLS (some of them aren't here atm but they'll come on later trust me)

THE REASON FOR THIS IS SIMPLE

I

LOVE

THE

HETALIA

GIRLS

THEY'RE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND SOME OF THEM ARE HARDLY EVEN RECOGNIZED (cough Wy and Monaco cough) AND THEY NEED LOVE AND I GIVE THEM LOTS OF LOVE AND YOU SHOULD TO

I HAVE COMPOSED A LIST.

:jesusiqua's list of why you should love every single one of the hetalia girls:

Elizaveta (aph Hungary)

OH MY FUCK SO WE ALL HAVE THAT CHARACTER WE SHIP OURSELVES WITH RIGHT?? YEAH SHE'S THAT CHARACTER FOR ME. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I LOVE HER SO MUCH. YOU CAN SHIP HER WITH BASICALLY ANYONE (hungary x liechtenstein for me) BECAUSE SHE'S SO AWESOME. LIKE SHE'S ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND CHARMING YET ONE OF THE GUYS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS. SHE'S JUST A BOSS ASS BITCH WHO'S TOO PERFECT FOR YOUR SHIT.

Lilli (aph Liechtenstein)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GIRL IS A LITERAL GODESS I'M NOT KIDDING. I SHIP HER WITH HUNGARY LIKE A LOT SO OF COURSE I LOVE HER TOO. SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER BROTHER AND FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND IS SO INNOCENT IT'S ADORABLE. SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THOSE SHE LOVES AND IS TRUSTING AND LOYAL AND CARING AND OH MY GOD.

Michelle (aph Seychelles)

(idk I call her Michelle bUt) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DOES ANYONE DOSLIKE HER LIKE SHE'S AN ANGEL. LOOK AT HER FACE AND HOW SHE SPINS AROUND IN HER BLUE DRESS WITH HER PIGTAILS DOING THAT PRETTY WAVE THING AND HER SMILE IS LIKE OH MY GOD SUNSHINE. SUNSHINE EVERYWHERE. SUNSHINE IN FUCKING ENGLAND (I don't ship it though). BEAUTIFUL GODESS AMEN.

Anri (aph Belgium)

(Anri was a suggested name okay). THIS GIRL I SWEAR TO GOD SHE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME. SHE TALKS SO SWEETLY AND IS SO WELCOMING AND FRIEND,Y AND WOWIE HAVE YOU EVER HAD BELGIUM CHOCOLATE OR WAFFLES?? SHE'S SO NICE, PRETTY AS FUCK, AND CAN COOK BETTER THAN YOU LIKE MICROWAVE RAVIOLI?? BELGIUM IS SHOVING THAT UP YOUR ASS.

Natalia (aph Belarus)

*scREECHES* AHH MY QUEENDJ JSIDOODIDOD I CAN!'T EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS GIRL LIKE I USED TO SHIP HER WITH LILLI BUT THEN HUNLIECH CAME ALING BUT I STILL KINDA DO AND I KINDA SHIP HER WITH UKRAINE?? IDK SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND VERY MISUNDERSTOOD LIKE YEAH SHE'S PROTECTIVE AND VIOLENT BUT NOT A COMPLETE PSCHYCOPATH.

Katyusha (aph Ukraine)

I'M SQUEALING IN DELIGHT I LOVE THIS PRINCESS SO MUCH. LIKE I SHIP HER WITH FRANCE A LOT GREAT COUPLE. HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS BABY LIKE C'MON. SHE'S SWEET, PRETTY, AND HAS NICE TITS OKAY. I MEAN SHE CRIES A LOT BHT SHE'S GREAT AND LOVES HER LIL BRO AND SIS AND UGHHHH.

Xiao Mei (aph Taiwan)

AHHH LOOK AT THIS GIRL AND TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE HER. SHE'S LIKE AN ANGEL SLASH GODESS SLASH EMBODIMENT OF PERFECTION?? I JUST LOVE HER AND HER PRETTY LIL FLOWER WOOOOO.

what the fuck is her name I've seen Lien used?? (aph Vietnam)

OKAY SO I DON'T THINK SHE HAS A NAME BUT JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. LOOK AT THIS LADY. YEAH SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN SHE BE ALL KILLING YOU AND SHIT AND YOU AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING BECAUSE YOU ONOW SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU AND ACCEPT THAT OKAY.

Paulette (aph Wy)

MY NEW FIC FOCUSES ON HER BECAUSE SHE DESERVES MORE LOVE. SHE'S SO AMAZING AND HER AND SEALAND ARE A GREAT SHIP OKAY. SHE'L FUCKING STAB YOU AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL WHILE DOING IT. YOU'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST THIS FAB ASS FUCKER.

Lucille (aph Monaco)

FUCKING HELL THIS GIRL THIS GIRL THIS FUCKING GIRL. LOOK AT HER. THINK OF HER. JUST THINK OF APH MOMACO. THAT'S ALL JUST THINK OF APH MONACO. YES I LOVE HER LIKE HOW OR WHY WOUKDN'T YOU?? HUH??

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE LF THE HETALIA GIRLS DISCUSSION OVER BYE.

JESUSIQUA OUT.