The Anime Bible

my?? dream??

i don't know if anyone realized but i updated this to the wrong book and i laughed for ten minutes

im screaming though this is gross if you're uncomfortable with gore then uh yeah

my dream:

so yeah yeah im in a canyon monster trucking roller coaster all that

then im on tumblr, i think it was the hidekane tag?? lmao im trash

so i find something that's like a fanmade episode of tg, with really good animation and it looked like the real show, so i watch it!

it starts out cute, hide like putting ice in kaneki's shirt and they kiss. also this is BEFORE anything bad happens to kaneki, like an au where rize never happened. i am enjoying this!

then hide's all 'invite ur ghoul friends over' idk?? and like juuzou and jason come over lmao 'friends'. anyway they sleep over. it's weird bc it was actually amon?? but they called him jason????

so then jason is sittng on the couch in the dark. he's thinking about water and sugar and bananas and how kaneki and hide are getting it kn upstairs. juuzou is in the kitchen i think. i'm all like 'they're getting it on omg?!' and im like 'awe yis' and idk where juuzou is buT THEN

(it's gonna get gory here)

JUUZOU JUST COMES UP AND RIPS HIS HEAD AND ARMS OFF LIKE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK THIS STARTED NICE

HE JUST LIKE STABS HIS OWN EYES WHILE LAUGHING JUUZOU NO

THEN IT GOES TO KANEKI AND HIDE IM GONNA THROW UP I HATE THIS PART

so theyre lying next to each other, fully clothed (with a blanket on ofc), and hide's hand is under the cover by what seems to be kaneki's ass and kaneki is whimpering, so i just assumed he was fingering him ok

but something seems off?? and hide whispers like 'you still think you have the right to be called one of them?' and im like???

BUTUF THEN

HIDE LIKE RIPS HIS ASS/BACK OFF WITH HIS FIST LIKE OH M YGOS HIDE NO

KANEKI IS SCREAMING WITH THE EYES FROM EPISODE TWELVE YOU KNOW CENTIPEDE SCENE

HIDE JUST RIPS HIM APART AND LETS THE FLESH GROW ON HIS HAND UNTIL IT MOLDS AROUND HIS HAND WITH EYES LIKE SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP VERSION OF THAT HAND FROM PARASYTE

AND THEN THERES ONE LAST SCREAM AND IT SHOWS THIS LUMP OF BODY AND A SHADOW OF KANEKI'S HEAD

ending song

LIKE HAGt THE CUFU kI

WHY AM I DREAMING THIS THATS NOT NORMAL PEOPLE DONT DREAM THIS SHIT

WHAT THEFU K IM OUT

jesusiuqa ouT

in the dream before i was lipsinking icona pop in the grand canyon and my dad and some old guy were monster trucking so i went too. then the monster trucks went on this crazy roller coaster and i could hear them talking about weird stuff like. the old guy said his daughter made a dress for her boyfriend tsukki (as in tsukishima kei) and said that he was like soil and the dress didn't match his hair what the fuck