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what i inow about neon genesis evangelion

i've never seen neon genesis evangelion but here's what i do know about it

characters

• shinji ikari, the main character. his dad hates him but some people say he doesn't?? robots and stuff. he's depressed and screams a lot. the world hates him. he has a harem. gay for kaworu.

• kaworu, the white haired anime boy. probably dies young bc white haired anime boy. he betrays shinji even though he's gay for him. shinji screams a lot.

• red haired girl, a part of shinji’s harem. she makes food for shinji and really likes him and stuff, but he just lies on the couch all depressed. she wears a sexy red female robot suit, and shinji gets to wear it bc he has a small figure lol.

• maes hughes, i think shinji's dad?? he works in a factory with others. they all wear red glasses and they make shinji get in a flaming robot and shinji screams a lot.

• white haired girl, also a part of shinji's harem. i literally know nothing about her other than the fact that she looks like the reincarnation of kanade.

• atasu, akatsu, ataksu, what the fuck is his name?! some guy that shinji chokes to death i think. shinji is upset about it after tho.

stuff that happens

• in end of evangelion, shinji is in his robot and goes above the clouds to this volcano?!?! he screams a lot. also goes above clouds on golden cross and meets a huge kaworu erupting from huge kaworu #2's asshole. shinji screams.

• shinji screams

• kaworu betrays shinji in i think episode 26?? shinji just looks up and kaworu is smiling amd shinji screams a lot.

• shinji cries

• shinji gets to wear a lady robot suit bc he has a girly figure ha

• shinji has depressing thoughts

• some explosions boom boom boom

that's all. is this accurate? probably not. someone please please correct this.

update: i did some more research on this series!

• kaworu does, in fact, die. decapitated on some spaceship i think.

• kaworu is an angel. angels?? what are these?? sixteenth angel?? are these codenames, like doves from tg?? or literal angels?? what is this blasphemy.

jesusiqua out!.! (that looks like a scary face omfg)

i have death note: black edition 1-6 and i feel so accomplished bc i found them all in one place bless the abnormally large sized manga section in the abnormally large sized two floor bookstore in the irvine spectrum bless