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season two

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WTF WATTPAD DID A WEIRD UPDATE WHILE I WAS GONE UHH WTF I DON'T LIKE THIS

I CANT SEE MY SENTENCES AS I TYPE THEM BECAUSE OF THE WORD COYNT UM???

oh never mind it's better??

well anyways, let's have a chat about ouran. chat in the comments too guys!

and no I'm not fucking finished yet (I know it's been over a month shut up) but it's amazing and I've been on the tag 10000000000 times and I have like 2 more episodes hush

so some of you may know by now that I absolutely love Kyotama. I mean there so canon I just too much to handle. at camp my friend and I just talked about kyotama the whole time tbh. Kyotama is perfect.

but then there's tamaharu.

oh.. oh tamaharu.. old friend.. uh.. I still hate you..

I mean yeah they're canon and stuff.. but from what I've heard all that happens is they fall off a bridge together while hugging (no shit)

and then there's basically every other ship with haruhi that I hate, except for haruhi x vase. very canon.

so what do you guys think of

-kyotama

-tamaharu

-hikaru x haruhi

-kaoru x haruhi

-hikakao

-hikaru x tamaki

-honey x mori

-renge x haruhi

-haruhi x vase (this better be your otp)

-tamaki x mushrooms

and yeah!

my friend loves honey x mori a lot, so she's came up with a ship name for them.

drumroll please...

it's HoMo. yes, pronounced like homosexual. //clapping

her otp in general is kyotama really. and she ships HoMo (ofc), MadoHomu (madoka magica), reigisa (bc canon), HunLiech (because of me lol), usuk, and gerita. why am I listing these in an ouran chat? I don't know.

I'll share my opinions on the listed ships now

-kyotama- my ouran otp. it's so fantastic and I love it. there are sooooo many reasons it's canon, I can't even list them all. well, I can, but I'm tired af.

-tamaharu- so, I don't dislike haruhi, she can just be a little bland sometimes. she's honestly a great character though, and I'm not like 'haruhi gets in the way of all the yaoi!!!111!1'. as you can see, tamaharu contradicts my other ships. and yes, I know they do have more canon moments then kyotama, but no, I don't ship it.

-hikaru x haruhi- okay, yeah, they went on a date and shit. I actually like this ship a lot better than tamaharu. but seriously, one date means nothing. this also makes me upset because when hE AND HARUHI WalkED AWay fROM KAORU AMD HES ALL LIKE 'when that day comes I don't know what I'll do' i criED

kaoru x haruhi- uhhhhhhhhhh.. yeah nooooo..

-hikakao- ***pls skip this omg*** it's literally so hot okay. they're only for each other and that's all. incest can be wincest alright. they know each other the best, like.. THE BEST. they sleep shIRTLESS in the same bed, they've obviously seen each other naked, they know each other inside out. which means, they'd know what the other would LIKE. and I don't mean 'like' as in a birthday present (although it could be one) but.. yeah with sexy stuff mhm

-hikaru x tamaki- I feel like this ship would all be like.. not serious. just having fun and sex, but not saying 'I love you' or taking anything slow, you feel?

-honey x mori- ahhh, good ol' HoMo. yea, this is a great ship, an I do ship it. it's an odd pairing, but a good one, and I ship it.

-renge x haruhi- this is a very unpopular ship, and sometimes I feel alone in shipping it. but yes, I do ship it. it's not a major ship of mine, but I'll look up fanart a lot.

-haruhi x vase- your otp, my otp.. who doesn't ship this?

-tamaki x mushroom- 'mushroom.. no matter what haruhi says, I'll keep planting you! who cares about that thirsty bitch anyway? she has her vase, and I have you.. I'll be back, mushroom.. I love you.'
in short, yes.

now for, side characters!

your opinions on

-renge

-lobelia girls (zuka club or club zuka)

-nekozawa

-that kid who yelled 'homosexuals!'

-nekozawa's little sister

-ranka (haruhi's father)

mine:

-renge- I honestly don't understand why people dislike her. she's a great character! I mean, sure, she can be a little overbearing at times, but she has good intentions! and none of the host club members are interested in her, so what's to hate?

-lobelia girls- qhahshdjkzkakzjsjsjdh NO. they give feminists a bad name, and I'm not even one myself. they make it like you HAVE to follow club zuka' rules or your AWFUL. they stand for free will of girls, when they fucking kidnapped and harassed a girl who obviously wasn't into them. they need to stop. but really, the show wouldn't have been the same without them. but I still don't like them.

-nekozawa- some people worship this guy like a god. yeah, he's alright. not my favorite but not my least favorite. I'm a bit neutral with this guy.

-the kid who yelled homosexuals- oh my god. there's a lot of one time characters and he was my favorite. everything was so perfect, and I loved how they helped him get his girl!

-nekozawa's little sister- y'all know her. the girl who made haruhi read harem mangas aloud. she was great tbh

-ranka- OMG CAN I HAVE HIM AS A DAD?? like he's just so fantastic omg
and, of course, opinions on the host club members.

-tamaki

-haruhi

-kyoya

-mori

-honey

-hikaru and kaoru

I love all of them, so I'll leave this to you guys!

if anybody has anything else to add, be sure to do so in the comments!

thanks for reading, if you read this far.

jesusiqua is out yo.

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