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Hinata's Monster Dick and the Story of How Kageyama Died: A Tragedy

oh my god.

Spi was on tumblr (ofc) and just looking at flawlesslevi's blog because she's perfect and I saw she finally posted the tumblr accent challenge, so I watched it.

see the title? this was mentioned. and someone else said sometimes get to her about it. so I went into google and looked up 'hinata's schlong' because that's what it said

oh my god.

so, basically, the team is practicing. kageyama is absent. Hinata is fucking up more than ever.

the team decides they'll go visit kageyama after practice, much to hinata's displeasure. then.. the monster is unleashed.

'in the locker room, Hinata was in a daze, and accidentally pulled off more than his shorts.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

the entire team stared at hinata's massive crotch...'

'"jesus hinata, you have a little giant in there!" Tanaka said in awe. Even Tsukishima looked mildly impressed...'

'"I guess you really are growing, not just height-wise!" Suga commented...'

actual quotes from the story. then, two couples came out and Suga got money because he was betting on it.

they went to kageyama' house. hinata ran in first to warn kageyama, who was lying with his ass in the air.

all the other team members soon flooded into his house. hinata was done with kageyama's bullshit, and started yelling about how the sex was bad.

he ran to throw up because the whole team was staring at them like 'what the fuck bro'

they all gave kageyama a sorry glance and told him that, and I quote,

'kageyama... if you took THAT up your ass... take all the time off you need.'

then Suga got more money because he also bet on kagehina.

then there was so,etching about mothers and kohais and sex. and the whole team cried themselves to sleep. the end.

this was honestly the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

it may even top some of george devalier's works. maybe even all of them.

beauty.

grace.

I'm pouring holy water on my face.

jesusiqua out.

link to the actual story:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3684654/chapters/8149365

also, I need a new tumblr username/url. what should it be?