Undiluted chaos

Chapter 1 - The Anonymous Radiocast

It was a normal Saturday, birds were singing, flowers were blooming, and in a restaurant the gang were all there picking their order. "I think I'll have the roasted duck, what about you Prods?" said Dave. "...the bones of the duck." replied Prodigy in a cold voice. 

Dave looked slightly concerned at the waiter, who pretended not to hear anything. "Alrighty... what about you little guy?" Dave asked Peep. "I is want soup :D" Peep replied. "Same here" said Mochi in a quiet voice,  "M-me too" stuttered Jam.

Dave look at everyone else, they were all to busy with their own things, "Alright, a roasted duck and mushroom soup it is." Dave collected everyone's menu and gave it to the Waiter, who smiled and nodded. While the waiter left to process their order, Dave decided it was a good time to start a conversation, however he seems to struggle to come up with a topic, Jalea noticed it and decided to make fun of Dave.

"What's the matter Dave, got constipation?" Jalea said with a smirk, Jalea was always the smug and annoying one of the group, but he was also really nice to everyone from time to time, which caused everyone to both hate and like him at the same time. "No, wish you got it though, then you won't bother us so much." Dave said through gritted teeth, he wasn't fond of Jalea but he was one of the best medics he knew.

Jalea faked a look of being offended, while Mochi sniggered in the background. Peep stood up and dragged Hilde over to look at the fishes in the restaurants, and Zak just went face first into the table and fell asleep. Jam took out a n*ten*o switch and started playing on it while Prodigy bent down to look at it." Why can't I beat this level... it's so hard ;-;"said Jam, while Prodigy took one look at the game and snatched the n*ten*o switch and started playing for Jam. "H-hey! Give it back!" Stuttered Jam, however Prodigy just kept on playing.

A while later, the roasted duck arrived and everyone else went to wash their hands, Prodigy and Jam still sat there since Prodigy was eating the bones and Jam only wanted to drink soup. "Done." Prodigy said in the same cold voice as he handed the n*ten*o switch back to Jam. Jam took the n*ten*o switch and realized that Prodigy has completed the very difficult level.

"H-how?" Jam looked at Prodigy back to the n*ten*o switch multiple times, he didn't understand how did the guy who never played videogames managed to beat this level so easily. "I like fighting games, this L*gend of Z*lda game seems easy enough." Prodigy explained. Jam just kept on looking confused while everyone else came back.

Dave took the roasted duck apart and handed a portion to everyone, Dave was about to eat his portion when the miniature radio in his pockets suddenly received something, broadcasting loud white noises. Dave quickly excused himself from the table and went outside to pick up the message.

"ZZZZZZZzzzzzt- Dave, do you copy?" From the radio came a slightly muffled, deep voice. "Loud and clear sir." Replied Dave. The radio went silent for a few seconds, then broadcasted again. "Good, listen, we need you and as much friends as you can bring to help use complete a urgent quest." the radio continued in the same deep voice as before.

"I can find as much men as possible sir, but where is this taking place?" Dave replied as soon as possible. Once again, the radio went silent, then it broadcasted " We received the SOS signal... somewhere in Nedava. We will send you the address as soon as possible." Broadcasted the radio. "Understood sir." Said Dave.

"Very well then, over and out -zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzt" The radio broadcasted one last time and went silent again. Dave gave out a heavy sigh, and went back inside. "Good news everyone," Dave said to the gang as they all went silent, "We got another job."

_________________________________________________________Dis the first time I ever wrote something,  please go gentle on me ;A;