"Doctor, I just don't understand. How did we get here again?"
"Um.. You had sex?"
"Yeah I've really gotta stop that. I can't, really cannot be pregnant again."
"Maybe you're not."
"With my luck I am! That's it. I'm going home and cutting Jimmy's dick off. Goodbye doctor. Thank you again."
Elsa leaves with Fritz and her doctor laughs. "What a family."
***
Elsa didn't mention the possibility of being pregnant to Jimmy. She wanted to wait until she had her results. It's been a week since her appointment and she hoped the results would be in soon.
It's been a tough week in the Darling home. The kids are all going through something and their moods are completely off.
"AHHHH! I NOT! I NOT!" Marlena screams as Jimmy sticks her in the bathtub with her brothers.
"NOOOOO!" She kicks her legs.
"Stop it or I'll spank you!" Elsa says.
"You're not going to hit any of them Elsa."
"Jimmy, stay out of it. Marlena, Stop!"
"Not bath! Not bath!"
"You have to, you stink."
"NO!"
Fritz and Franz just stare at their sister screaming her head off.
"Look. Your brothers are sitting there watching you act like a complete fool!"
"Els." Jimmy chuckles.
"These kids can be so bad."
"They take after their mother."
"Yeah well you aren't perfect either, mister."
Jimmy chuckles and kisses her head.
**
"I don't know who got more wet, the babies or me."
"Well if it makes you feel any better the wet t-shirt looks great on you."
"You keep it in your pants, mister."
"I can't."
Elsa scoffs. "I've noticed."
Jimmy chuckles. "I'll put the kids to bed. You just go in and wait for me." He smiles.
"No, no, no. We will both put them to bed, then WE will go to bed."
"But baaaabe!"
"No whining! I'm tired, Jimmy!"
"Fine! Gosh you're so mean sometimes!"
"Oh don't make such a grumpy face!"
"I'm gonna!"
Elsa laughs and grabs his cheeks. "You are so cute."
"Cute enough to sleep with?"
Elsa smiles. "Not even close."
Jimmy laughs and dips her for a kiss.
***
A few days later.
"Els, I'm home! I have food."
"Oh Jimmy, I'm not hungry." Elsa places her hand on her stomach.
"Did you eat already?"
"No but I feel nauseous. You eat, darling."
"Not if you aren't."
"That's silly. Go on and eat. I'm gonna lay down on the couch while the children run naked and screaming through the house."
Jimmy chuckles and hugs his wife. He then places his hand on her forehead.
"It's just a stomach bug. You go eat now." She pats his chest.
"Okay. Yell out of you need anything."
"I will."
"Oh I know!"
Elsa chuckles and walks over to the couch.
She closes her eyes and rests her hand on her stomach.
Elsa's mind just started going and going.
The triplets ran crazy around her, screaming and laughing as they played in their diapers. Having three kids was so exhausting. How would she handle four? Or more!"
Elsa suddenly got a sick feeling in her stomach and she ran to the bathroom.
"Els? Elsa? You alright babe?" He stands up and walks over to the living room.
"Where's momma?" Jimmy asks the kids.
Marlena runs to the bathroom and points to her mother. Then the boys run in and they all start climbing on her.
"Hey, no, no, no. Off of momma." Jimmy scoops them up and stands them outside of the bathroom.
"Go play."
"Mama! Mama!" They fuss and run back in."
Elsa is over the toilet bowl emptying her stomach, and crying softly.
Jimmy sighs and lifts them once again.
"Mommy is sick, let her be."
"NO!" Franz kicks his legs and bites his father's hand.
"It's okay. I'm done." Elsa flushes the toilet.
Jimmy puts the kids down and helps her off the ground.
"You've gotta go to the doctors."
"No, I'm fine. This happened before, remember? I'm just fine."
"If you're still feeling sick tomorrow then you're going."
"I'm fine." Elsa gives him a look.
"Okay..
Go to the bedroom, I've got them for the rest of the day."
Elsa looks her husband in the eyes and takes a short pause. "... No you don't."
"I do! I'm getting the hang of it now, babe."
"Alright. Well just wake me if you need anything."
"I will. Enjoy your rest." Jimmy smiles and kisses her cheek.
"Thanks."
**
Elsa laid in bed. Her head was pounding, her stomach doing somersaults.
Elsa laid her hand over her stomach and said, "Listen here. If you're in there you better be alone!"
Just then Jimmy walks in.
Elsa gasps and lifts her hand.
"I'm sorry I scared you. You have a phone call."
"Oh Jimmy, I can't. Who is it?"
"It's the doctor. I can just ask him what it's about."
"Oh!" Elsa sits up. "I'll go! He-he was supposed to get back to me.. I had.. I had a period question."
"You don't know everything about that by now?"
Elsa walks past him and goes to the phone.
"Hello? This is Elsa.
Uh-huh.. Mhm.. okay. Thank you for calling.
I will.... I will. Thank you. Bye."
Elsa hangs up and turns. Jimmy stood right behind her so Elsa jumped back.
"You okay?"
"Yeah! He said.. he said.. vaginal bleeding is completely normal!"
Jimmy makes a face. "What's going on?"
"Nothing Dammit!"
"Els!"
Elsa storms off and shouts, "I'M GONNA GO NAP!"
