18. Sakuatsu

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Main pairing: Sakusa Kiyoomi x Miya Atsumu

Other pairing(s): Osasuna (Osamu x Suna)

Warnings: None

Time: Their 2nd year

Notes: Genderfluid Suna (she/her) / Demi-boy Atsumu (he/they)

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*CAN THE MIYAS STFU FOR 5 MINS IM TRYNA SLEEP -sakusa*

-Participants: Sakusa, Atsumu, Osamu, Suna-

Suna: LISTEN OK

Suna: I DONT CHASE MEN

Suna: hell id rather stay away from them

Suna: but if

Suna: he's 83.8 cm

Sakusa: omg

Sakusa: r u a pedophile?

Sakusa: !!!!PEDOPHILE ALERT!!!!

Suna: ******183.8 cm 

Suna: damn i hat u sakusa

Sakusa: u hat me?

Suna: ****HATE

Suna: fuck me

Sakusa: no ty

Sakusa: bet ur ass isn't clean

Suna: ur testing me

Suna: stop it b4 i expose u

Sakusa: ...

Suna: that's what i thought

Suna: AS I WAS SAYING B4 I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED

Suna: BUT IF he's 183 cm, born in October, made in Japan and named Miya, I'll be running till I pass out

Sakusa: same 😩

Suna: what

Atsumu: damn suna

Atsumu: didn't know u liked me

Suna: WAIT NO

Suna: NO NO NO

Suna: I MEANT OSAMU

Suna: should've clarified

Suna: walked right into that one didn't I?

Osamu: yeah lmao

Atsumu: just backread

Atsumu: exposing?

Atsumu: suna, pms?

*In Suna and Atsumu's private messages*

Atsumu: u got photos?

Suna: why should i share my blackmail material w u?

Atsumu: bcs we're both cisn't

Suna: fair

-Suna has shared 2 attachments-

-Suna has shared 2 attachments-

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Atsumu: ASDUHADKSJDAHKSHDASDJAKSDHSKAHSDASKJDKSA

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Atsumu: ASDUHADKSJDAHKSHDASDJAKSDHSKAHSDASKJDKSA

Atsumu: TY

*CAN THE MIYAS STFU FOR 5 MINS IM TRYNA SLEEP -sakusa*

-Participants: Sakusa, Atsumu, Osamu, Suna-

Osamu: tsumus nose is bleeding lmao

Suna: woa like in the animes?

Osamu: it was an exaggeration lol

Osamu: but i did see something in his pants before he ran off to the toilet

Atsumu: STOP LYING

Atsumu: I HAVEN'T MOVED ANYWHERE

Atsumu: I JUST BLUSHED A BIT

Osamu: ew.

Sakusa: i hate u suna

Suna: is it bcs im genderfluid?

Suna: damn :/

Suna: shouldve expected it ig

Sakusa: IM LITERALLY DATING ATSUMU!?!??!

Sakusa: THEY'RE DEMI?!?!?!

Suna: still can't believe it :(

Atsumu: SUNA STOP BULLYING MY BF

Suna: fine, ig :/

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