Haikyuu Text Messages

47. Kyouhaba

Main pairing: Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru

Other pairing(s): Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa)

Warnings: None

Time: Post-timeskip

Notes: Non-binary Oikawa (they/them)

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*OOOOOOOOOOO SEIJOH (seijoh!!)*

-Participants: Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Hanamaki, Yahaba, Watari, Kyoutani, Kindaichi, Kunimi-

Oikawa: So my mom said, "I raised a perfectly well behaved kid"

Oikawa: And my excuse of a husband had the AUDACITY TO SAY "Oh yes I've met Rie-san" (aka: Oikawa's older sister) 

Hanamaki: JHDSJFHFSDFKSDFSDHFJ

Matsukawa: NICE BURN BRO

Iwaizumi: Their mom started to laugh too

Kyoutani: I rlly rlly lobe him (I rlly rlly love him)

Oikawa: omg did maddog-chan fall in love~~

Oikawa: also r u drunk?

Kyoutani: very

Kyoutani: i realiswd it im our secomd year of hs (i realised it in our second year of hs)

Kyoutani: i had a dteam (i had a dream)

Kyoutani: whre he came up to mw and kissed mw (where he came up to me and kissed me)

Kyoutani: theb i woke up amd i wad likw "shpt" (then i woke up and i was like "shit")

Iwaizumi: and I realised I was in love with my idiot when he said "what the hell does cia even stand for? cum in ass? gay as hell" in the middle of the night. 

Iwaizumi: we were 15 at the time.

Watari: what 💀

Iwaizumi: he was very sleep deprived and was snorting and it was the cutest shit I'd seen.

Oikawa: asjdadhasdkashdajksda

Oikawa: u never told me that :,)

Iwaizumi: ANWAYS

Iwaizumi: did you confess to him?

Kyoutani: ywah (yeah)

Kyoutani: at our gradyation paety (at our graduation party)

Kyoutani: somethinf had upser his stomavh and hw had to sir in feont od the toilwt bowl foe half an hpur (something had upset his stomach and he had to sit in front of the toilet bowl for half an hour)

Kyoutani: and my mpm had tolf me "love is whp youre willimg to sir im the bathrppm with on thwir worsy nights" (and my mom had told me "love is who you're willing to sit in the bathroom with on their worst nights")

Kyoutani: amd i dimt care that hw was pyking and i tolf him thst i lovwd him (and i didn't care that he was puking and i told him that i loved him)

Kyoutani: amd he tols me thar he did sp too (and he told me that he did so too)

Yahaba: i just went to the bathroom for 5 fucking minutes.

Yahaba: how the hell did u manage to drink 3 shots?!

Yahaba: AND GET VERY DRUNK?????

Kyoutani: shigeruuuuu

Kyoutani: i love youuuuu

Yahaba: i love you too

Yahaba: come on now, let's go home.

Kyoutani: ok :)))

-Yahaba has gone offline-

Kyoutani: psst

Kyoutani: gyys (guys)

Kyoutani: dpnt telk sgieru (don't tell shigeru)

Kyoutani: byt in gping tp oropose tp hlm tpdsy (but i'm going to propose to him today)

Iwaizumi: good luck then, kyoutani :)

Oikawa: but we do advise you to not do it drunkenly :)

Kyoutani: byt i gpt frunk sp if habe the cpourahe tp proposw (but i got drunk so i'd have the courage to propose)

-Yahaba has gone online-

Yahaba: baby

Yahaba: you proposed yesterday, remember?

Yahaba: i'm your fiancée now :)

Kyoutani: oH YEAH

Kyoutani: Gyys tje lpmk is mt fiancww (GUYS THE LOML IS MY FIANCEE)

Kyoutani: :DDDD

Kyoutani: OJ BUW NOE (OK BYE NOW)

Kyoutani: I'M GONING HPME WIYH MY FOSNCEE (I'M GOING HOME WITH MY FIANCEE)

-Kyoutani and Yahaba have gone offline-

Kunimi: WAIT 

Kunimi: YAHABA????????

Kindaichi: AND KYOUTANI?????

Watari: called it