Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Osasuna (Osamu x Suna) / Sakuatsu (Sakusa x Atsumu)
Warnings: None
Time: Their 2nd year
Notes: None
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*I HAD ALL AND THEN MOST OF YOU SOME AND NOW NONE OF YOUUUUUU (atsu we didn't break up i just went back home) (TAKE ME BACK TO THE NIGHT WE METTTTTT)*
-Participants: Sakusa, Atsumu, Osamu, Suna-
Atsumu: OMG??!?!?!?!?
Atsumu: WE HAVE A DAD?!?!???!?!?
Osamu: IKR?!?!?!??!
Osamu: I JUST ASSUMED THAT HE WAS DEAD OR SUMN
Sakusa: woa woa woa back up
Sakusa: wtf happened
Atsumu: SO WE WERE WALKING HOME RIGHT?
Atsumu: ME SAMU AND MOM
Atsumu: AND THEN I OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE A BALD DUDE JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH
Atsumu: And so I closed the door, because of, y'know, SHOCK
Atsumu: "there's sbd in there" i said to samu
Osamu: AND I SAID "is this one of ur pranks? where you try to tell me that the house is haunted?"
Atsumu: HAHA
Atsumu: YOU USED TO BELIEVE THOSE
Osamu: WE WERE FUCKING 5 TSUMU
Osamu: anyways so i didn't believe it and checked
Osamu: and there WAS a bald guy sitting on the couch
Osamu: so i closed the door again
Osamu: and i said "there's sbd in there"
Atsumu: and mom then caught up to us and said "what's the point of raising two sons if they can't open the door for their mother"
Osamu: THEN SHE WENT IN AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT SHE SAID "oh look the cheating bastard is back. welcome home."
Atsumu: AND I WAS LIKE "cheating? what? mom who tf is this guy?"
Atsumu: AND THEN SHE WENT "it's ur dad"
Atsumu: and then samu said "tf is a dad"
Atsumu: AND WE RAN AWAY FROM THE GUY
Atsumu: HE'S STILL IN THE LIVING ROOM
Atsumu: BUT I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE
Osamu: AND NEITHER AM I
Osamu: the guy looks like he has lice
Suna: didn't u say that he was bald?
Atsumu: THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Atsumu: ew
Atsumu: we're half made up of him
Osamu: ewewewewewewew.
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we stan single teenage mother mama miya
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