Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Kageyama Tobio x Yamaguchi Tadashi x Hinata Shoyou
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: Teeny tiny bit of manga spoilers / Implication of sex (THEY ARE 18!!!)
Time: Their 3rd year
Notes: None
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*KEI STOP IT*
-Participants: Yamaguchi, Hinata, Tsukishima, Kageyama-
Hinata: And
Hinata: And then she flirted with Kei
Hinata: As if she didn't know he had NOT ONE BUT THREE
Hinata: THREE WHOLE BOYFRIENDS
Kageyama: Two and a half, babe. You don't count as a whole.
Hinata: HEY! WE SAID NO SHORT JOKES!
Yamaguchi: Never thought you'd stoop that low, Tobs.
Hinata: NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN
Tsukishima: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Hinata: DONT TALK TO ME, IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU
Tsukishima: SHO?!
Tsukishima: WHAT?
Tsukishima: WHY ARE YOU MAD?!
Tsukishima: WHY IS HE MAD?!
Tsukishima: oh lol nvm I just backread
Tsukishima: it's not my fault I'm horrible at reading people
Tsukishima: and it's not your fault that you're short <3
Hinata: ISTG IM GONNA BREAK UP WITH ALL OF YOU
Yamaguchi: Tobs, come back to beddddd
Yamaguchi: I miss youuu
Kageyama: babe i'm shitting rn
Tsukishima: You guys are together?!
Hinata: AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?!
Yamaguchi: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO INVITE YOU EXACTLY?!
Yamaguchi: YOURE BOTH OUT OF TOWN AT THAT STUPID TRAINING CAMP FOR MIDDLE BLOCKERS
Hinata: YOU SIGNED US UP FOR IT!
Yamaguchi: It is my duty as the captain to help you be the best you can.
Yamaguchi: BUT AS A BF, I CAN COMPLAIN ALL I WANT
Kageyama: i second that
Tsukishima: lol
Hinata: stfu kei
Tsukishima: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Hinata: I still haven't forgiven you.
Tsukishima: You're literally sitting on my lap?!
Hinata: Doesn't mean I forgive you.
Tsukishima: Whatever you say, sunshine.
Yamaguchi: Tobiiiii, r u done shitting?????
Hinata: Wow, way to ruin the moment Dashi
Yamaguchi: You guys can literally talk to each other in real life????
Hinata: Oh yeah.
-Hinata and Tsukishima have gone offline-
Yamaguchi: I'm dating three idiots...
Yamaguchi: Well... at least two of them know they are idiots...
Yamaguchi: Lovely idiots
Yamaguchi: I LOVE THEM SOOOOOOO MUCH SDLHADJAKSHALDHSN
-Yamaguchi has deleted 4 messages-
Kageyama: We all saw that Yams
Yamaguchi: No.
Tsukishima: Yes.
Yamaguchi: Oh well...
Yamaguchi: Ig it's time to tell you all this...
Yamaguchi: I'm a magician in training.
Yamaguchi: The messages you just saw were all illusions.
Yamaguchi: N e ways
Yamaguchi: Hey Tobi
Kageyama: Yes love?
Yamaguchi: My wand is ready, in case you wanna make some magic.
-Yamaguchi has sent one attachment-
Yamaguchi: surprise d!ck pic lmao
Tsukishima: TADASHI
Tsukishima: I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
Hinata: WTF HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Hinata: ohhh
Hinata: lol bye ;)
-Hinata and Tsukishima have gone offline-
Kageyama: you better be ready bcs
Kageyama: i'm coming
Yamaguchi: Already? My my~
Kageyama: AHJSKDLHKSJLAOHESLNAKDLKPAKOJD
Kageyama: DASHI STOP SAJKDASHDJKAS
-Kageyama and Yamaguchi have gone offline-
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Text Messages
Hayran KurguHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy <3
