Main pairing: Haiba Lev x Yaku Morisuke
Other pairing(s): Kuroken (Kuroo x Kenma) / Yamafuku (Yamamato x Fukunaga)
Warnings: None
Time: Lev's 1st year / Yaku's 3rd year
Notes: None
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*GO KITTY GO*
-Participants: Kuroo, Kenma, Yaku, Lev, Fukunaga, Yamamato, Kai-
Yaku: kuroo i'm gonna fucking kill him
Yaku: or kiss him
Yaku: idk
Kuroo: what'd he do now
Yaku: we were practicing receives, right?
Kuroo: oh no
Yaku: then he POINTED AT ME and said "This one's for you yaku-san"
Yaku: AND FUCKING MISSED IT
Kuroo: NOOOOO ASJHKSDASJDJKASDJA
Yaku: YES
Yaku: WHY TF AM I ATTRACTED TO HIM
Kuroo: idk why are u attracted to him?
Kuroo: i mean we're talking about LEV here
Yaku: I KNOWWWW
Kuroo: anyways
Kuroo: glad u finally decided to tell him :)
Yaku: i didn't decide shit wtf are u talking about
Kuroo: you... texted the gc 🧍♂️
Yaku: I DID WHAT
Yaku: OH SHIT
Yaku: SHIT
Yaku: SHIT
Yaku: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME
Yaku: KUROO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Yaku: DELETE THE MESSAGES RN
-Yaku has deleted 17 messages-
Yaku: I WILL FUCKING OBLITERATE YOU
Yaku: KUROO TETSUROU I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T DELETE THE MESSAGES RN
Kuroo: oooh~ kinky
Yaku: KUROO
Kuroo: damn ok man
-Kuroo has deleted 10 messages-
Lev: hey
Yaku: oh no
Yaku: shitshitshit
Yaku: i'm gonna fucking leave the team
Yaku: this is my resignation
Yaku: goodbye
-Yaku has left the group chat-
Lev: what 🧍♂️
Kenma: here lmao
-Kenma has sent 3 screenshots-
Lev: WHAT
Lev: HE LIKES ME BACK?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
Yamamato: BACK?! YOU LIKE HIM??!?!?
Fukunaga: ur an idiot
Fukunaga: his crush is very obvious
Kai: it really is lmao
Lev: WHAT DO I DO
Lev: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kenma: u can like... stop freaking out and go ask him out?????
Lev: I'M SCAREDDDDD
-Lev has gone offline-
Kenma: y tf is he scared tho
Kenma: yaku obv likes him back
Kuroo: it's not that easy sweetheart
Kenma: sweetheart
Kenma: u called me sweetheart
Kenma: fuck ajdaskjdahsdajdhaksdajdhkasjdkasd
Kuroo: do u not like it?
Kuroo: sorry lol
Kenma: NO
Kenma: KURO
Kenma: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Kenma: ADDING "LOL" TO UR TEXTS DOESN'T HIDE THE PAIN
Kuroo: yes it does lol
Kenma: NO.
Kenma: ALSO IF U EVER STOP CALLING ME SWEETHEART I WILL CHOKE U
Kuroo: nothing u haven't done before~
Kenma: there's my kuro :)
Kenma: I MEAN
Kenma: THERE'S THE KUROO I KNOW
Kuroo: did u just call me yours?
Kenma: UM NO
Kenma: I DIDN'T
Kenma: OK BYE NOW
Kuroo: i can see you blushing from across the room yknow
Kenma: then stfu and kiss me
-Kuroo and Kenma have gone offline-
Yamamato: why are they so gay
Fukunaga: like we aren't 😩
Yamamato: ur right babe 😩
Kai: not u too 😐
Kai: i feel like i'm 7th wheeling rn..
Kai: wtf
Kai: i want a partner :/
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Hayran KurguHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy <3
