THE HELL IS THAT? (semishira)

twenty-two:

i can hear the sound of the shower. i just lay on the bed and took out my phone. my friends chatted me on our group chat asking if we already got in tendou's apartment.

need help? go away!

akaashi:
hey, shirabu!

shirabu:
yeah?

akaashi:
were you, guys, got in
tendou's apartment safe?

tsukishima:
they are safe, keiji!
i already told you that!

kunimi:
looks like keiji don't
trust you, kei :D

kenma:
such a snitch

kunimi:
i- thank you, kenken

shirabu:
we're safe, keiji.
dw about us :)

suna:
god! it's fucking midnight
let me sleep, fuckers

tsukishima:
you suffer with us,
rintarou

suna:
goddamnit, kei

shirabu:
go and ask your boyfriend
for a coffee, rinrin

suna:
shut up, kenjirou

akaashi:
you all shut up and
watch your languages

kunimi:
oh! it's mama akaashi

kenma:
rip ;)

akaashi:
akira, come here!
i wanna hug your neck
so tight

shirabu:
like choke?

kunimi:
oh that's kinky, mama

suna:
mama.jpeg
hahahahah :D

tsukishima:
i'm out of it 🍿

kenma:
🍿

shirabu:
🍿

akaashi:
i'm gonna burn you
alive

kenma:
i'm sorry, keiji,
but that's my job

suna:
right, aren't you the
911 hotline, keiji?

shirabu:
just don't forget to contact
shirabu funeral service after
you burn akira down 👌

tsukishima:
so this is code red
cause the 911 hotline
is planning a murder

kunimi:
you can't kill me yet

akaashi:
give me one reason, akira

kenma:
i'm waiting for you, keiji
just contact me already

suna:
i can't put on a make up
to akira if you will burn him

kunimi:
you can't kill me yet
cause i'm still single 🙃