Not really smut. Adult language though. And I'm VERY proud of this shit! Enjoy!
«Seonghwa, are you awake?»
«Clearly I'm not.»
«Then why are you answering me?»
«Jongho, don't be an asshole. What do you want?»
«I'm hungry.»
«So?»
«Can you make me something to eat?»
«Get the fuck out of my room!»
«Just asking,» Jongho huffed as he exited the elders room.
He knew better than to ask Yunho, he was the worst cook of them all, and Hongjoong and Mingi were also horrible in the kitchen.
Jongho put an ear to Wooyoung and Sans door, not wanting to interrupt something.
«What do you think you're doing?»
Jongho jumped as San suddenly stood behind him.
«S-sorry, I just..»
San opened the door to the room he shared with his boyfriend Wooyoung, and went in.
«Jongho was listening at the door,» San said.
«No, I..»
«You were eavesdropping, just admit it, Jongho!»
«Fine! I just didn't want to disturb if you were in the middle of... things.»
«Things!» Wooyoung laughed, and San had a smirk on his face.
«Well, what is it?» San asked. «We're not busy.»
«Yet,» Woo finished. «We're not busy yet.» He was already under the covers.
«I'm hungry, I wanted to see if anyone wanted to cook something?»
«We're going to bed, Jongho,» San said, rolling his eyes.
«Fine, whatever,» Jongho sighed with a frown on his face.
«Aww,» Woo said, finding the maknae irresistibly cute. «I'll cook for our baby.» He got out of bed and squished Jonghos cheeks on the way out. Jongho didn't even protest, he just wanted to eat.
«Come on!» San complained.
«I'll cook for you too, babe,» Woo said and winked at him. «Promise it'll be worth the wait.»
«So,» Woo said as he was giving Jongho his plate of food a little while later. «Yeo says you have the biggest dick in the group.»
Jongho started coughing, and San patted his back.
«I said what?» Yeosang had smelled the food and woken up hungry. He looked adorable with his bedhair and no makeup.
«You said Jongho has the biggest dick,» Woo repeated.
«Oh,» Yeo said and sat down on a barstool next to the others. «Yeah, that's true.»
«Yeo!» Jongho looked at his roommate. He had never been confident enough to walk around the dorm without much clothes on, which the others often did, but in the room he shared with Yeosang it obviously happened. It was only natural that Yeo had been around for that. «What are you looking at my dick for?»
«It's not my fault you flop it around whenever you change your clothes.»
«I do not flop it around!»
«It flops?» Woo asked, looking intrigued. «Show us!»
«No way!» Jongho attacked the food in front of him, but Woo looked at Yeo.
«Does it really flop?»
«Yes,» Yeo nodded, pretending to whisper, but they all heard him perfectly fine. «It's gi-normous.»
«Oh, thank god that's not you, San, it would kill me.»
«Hey! I'm big too!» Woo and Yeo looked at each other and then they started laughing. «Hey!»
«Yes, babe, you are perfect! You know you fit me so well.» He whispered the last words in Sans ear, but again, everyone heard. San didn't look happy, but Woo knew that only meant it would be an interesting night in bed as San would feel the need to prove himself.
After having eaten and cleaned up, so Seonghwa wouldn't throw a fit the next morning, Jongho made sure to thank Woo again for the food.
«Oh, you're welcome, sweetie, but do you know what would be a better way to say thank you? Showing us exactly how big that thing is.»
«No more talking about my dick, thank you very much! Good night!»
Jongho left the kitchen, but after a few seconds he returned. Standing in the middle of the floor he pulled his pants down.
«Helicopter!» he said and moved his body so that his dick flopped around like a rotor. He had clearly practiced that move, he really got it moving round and round.
«My eyes!» Yeo made gagging noises, whilst San and Woo laughed their hearts out.
«Now I know why he refers to it as his helicopter,» Yeosang sighed.
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